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hamster

The squirrels' cohorts in world domination.
They're trying to take over the fuckin' world, I tell ya, I swear to God...
by Link January 23, 2005
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Microsoft Word

write letterz n' shit, yo!
no example is needed, dude
by Link January 17, 2005
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Fairy Hammock

Another word for a sanitary towel or 'jam rag'
"Dave pass me a fairy hammock, I'm oozing devils treacle again
by Link December 8, 2004
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maddox.xmission.com

It owns you.
by Link June 25, 2004
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Shit phelgm

1. The muscous secreted from one's anus after consuming an extreme amount of foodstuffs that are high in fibre, such as baked beans for example.

2. An insult
"I'm not eating any of those beans again", said Keith. "They made me shit phelgm".

"Dude, you shit phelgm"
by Link December 8, 2004
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cum

Cum, or hot white sticky love piss is often extruded from the male phallus when he reaches an orgasm. Affectionatly known as 'burping the worm' or 'blowing your nuts'this can be acheived in a number of ways.
Namely when the phallus or spam javlin is caressed in a vigourous and well exercised manner or inserted into a females vagina or panty hamsterand rammed home.

Women can experience 'cuming' too but they have the ability to mask it from whomever they are with. And often do so forthwith.
"I'm gonna cum", exlaimed Steve, as he 'burped the worm' in Sandra's face
by Link January 21, 2005
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Trojan

A make of condom or shealth used to prevent the transition of semen from a man to a woman, man or animal.
"Yeah mate, I whacked on the ol' Trojan and did her in the batty"
by Link December 8, 2004
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