link's definitions

Fairy Hammock

Another word for a sanitary towel or 'jam rag'

"Dave pass me a fairy hammock, I'm oozing devils treacle again

by Link December 8, 2004

Vag Wax

The natural 'juices' that are found inside the vagina or panty hamster

I gave her the finger and got it covered in vag wax

by Link December 10, 2004

Stink Finger

This is gained when a chosen number of fingers are inserted into the vagina belonging to a Skank

To obtain an even worse case of stink finger: Two fingers are inserted into the vagina and the 'pinky' finger is inserted into the anus

'Two in the goo and one in the poo'

by Link December 10, 2004

Microsoft Word

write letterz n' shit, yo!

no example is needed, dude

by Link January 17, 2005

Autopederast

An autopederast is a 'gifted' human male that can insert his penis into his own rectum.

Dave: "That Frank is an autopederast"
Bob: "So if you tell him to go fuck himself, he can. Ideal"

by Link January 21, 2005

cum

Cum, or hot white sticky love piss is often extruded from the male phallus when he reaches an orgasm. Affectionatly known as 'burping the worm' or 'blowing your nuts'this can be acheived in a number of ways.
Namely when the phallus or spam javlin is caressed in a vigourous and well exercised manner or inserted into a females vagina or panty hamsterand rammed home.

Women can experience 'cuming' too but they have the ability to mask it from whomever they are with. And often do so forthwith.

"I'm gonna cum", exlaimed Steve, as he 'burped the worm' in Sandra's face

by Link January 21, 2005

Wangdoodle

Pictochat for the Nintendo DS.

IT's funny to draw naughty pictures and send them to my friends on Wangdoodle.

by Link January 23, 2005