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by Link January 17, 2005

Shit phelgm

1. The muscous secreted from one's anus after consuming an extreme amount of foodstuffs that are high in fibre, such as baked beans for example.

2. An insult

"I'm not eating any of those beans again", said Keith. "They made me shit phelgm".

"Dude, you shit phelgm"

by Link December 08, 2004

cum

Cum, or hot white sticky love piss is often extruded from the male phallus when he reaches an orgasm. Affectionatly known as 'burping the worm' or 'blowing your nuts'this can be acheived in a number of ways.
Namely when the phallus or spam javlin is caressed in a vigourous and well exercised manner or inserted into a females vagina or panty hamsterand rammed home.

Women can experience 'cuming' too but they have the ability to mask it from whomever they are with. And often do so forthwith.

"I'm gonna cum", exlaimed Steve, as he 'burped the worm' in Sandra's face

by Link January 21, 2005

Ricer

A person who takes a perfectly good car, and turns it into a ugly peice of shit on wheel by adding, uneccesary aftermarket parts ie huge spoilers, stupid body kits, NOS sticker

more associated with import owners

The fuckin civic is rice. What a ricer

by Link December 26, 2003

g-string

It's yarn, women stick 'em up their be-hinds, go out and wear 'em.

Clair: Mr. Shady, what's a g-string?
Mr. Shady: It's yarn, Clair, women stick 'em up their be-hinds, go out an wear 'em.
Clair: huh?

by Link October 30, 2003

Autopederast

An autopederast is a 'gifted' human male that can insert his penis into his own rectum.

Dave: "That Frank is an autopederast"
Bob: "So if you tell him to go fuck himself, he can. Ideal"

by Link January 21, 2005

bubbles

A beautiful girl who likes babies. She likes cute things and pink.

Damn shes bubbles

by Link February 14, 2003