link's definitions

hamster

The squirrels' cohorts in world domination.

They're trying to take over the fuckin' world, I tell ya, I swear to God...

by Link January 23, 2005

Spam Javelin

Another term for a mans penis, veiny bang stick, purple headed womb broom etc.

"Wow", said Enid "Barry's got a huge spam javlin"

by Link December 8, 2004

Kitty Forwoman

A cool woman who, if you mess with, will kick your ass

She beat up a 21 year old man

by Link September 10, 2003

fun

1.
F is for fucking, which we do together
U is for you and mee
N is for NEwhere and NEtime at all
When we're in the bed fu-ckiiiiiiiiing!
2.
F is for fire that burns down the whole town
U is for uranium!.... bombs
N is for no surviiiiiiiivors!
When you slaughter, kill, an maim thiiiiings!

by Link October 16, 2003

Vag Wax

The natural 'juices' that are found inside the vagina or panty hamster

I gave her the finger and got it covered in vag wax

by Link December 10, 2004

Skill

For a person to say they are 'Skill' means that they think they are good at something or have just done something great (Skill)
The rules from the Primary School Slang Handbook state:
"One must be skill with two 'L's and not just one. This has to be clearly stated after the word is said. If a person is 'Skill' with only one 'L' it means they have horses bum disease"

Stan - "Did you see that goal? I'm skil"
Ray - "You never said skill with two L's, that means you have horses bum disease"

by Link December 8, 2004

Notepad

Dear mom, II have decided that suicide is the best thing....

hghgjhgj uyhgyg

by Link June 26, 2004