link's definitions

cum

Cum, or hot white sticky love piss is often extruded from the male phallus when he reaches an orgasm. Affectionatly known as 'burping the worm' or 'blowing your nuts'this can be acheived in a number of ways.
Namely when the phallus or spam javlin is caressed in a vigourous and well exercised manner or inserted into a females vagina or panty hamsterand rammed home.

Women can experience 'cuming' too but they have the ability to mask it from whomever they are with. And often do so forthwith.

"I'm gonna cum", exlaimed Steve, as he 'burped the worm' in Sandra's face

by Link January 21, 2005

hamster

The squirrels' cohorts in world domination.

They're trying to take over the fuckin' world, I tell ya, I swear to God...

by Link January 23, 2005

Kitty Forwoman

A cool woman who, if you mess with, will kick your ass

She beat up a 21 year old man

by Link September 10, 2003

fun

1.
F is for fucking, which we do together
U is for you and mee
N is for NEwhere and NEtime at all
When we're in the bed fu-ckiiiiiiiiing!
2.
F is for fire that burns down the whole town
U is for uranium!.... bombs
N is for no surviiiiiiiivors!
When you slaughter, kill, an maim thiiiiings!

by Link October 16, 2003

Spam Javelin

Another term for a mans penis, veiny bang stick, purple headed womb broom etc.

"Wow", said Enid "Barry's got a huge spam javlin"

by Link December 8, 2004

HEY

Another one of Lil' Jon's popular catchphrases that he says in songs that feature him. This is the lesser known one. The other three are YEAH, OKAY, and WHAT?!.

Lil' Jon: HEY! yeah... OKAY-OKAY-OKay...!
Usher: Yeah-eah-eah-eah!

by Link January 23, 2005

Bandit

Another term for a homosexual or gay.

"Dont go near him Steve, he plays the bandit"

by Link December 8, 2004