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8

8 can have a lot of definitions, more than 1,000. The most common is r8 8/8.

"gr8 m8 no d-b8 i r8 it an 8 i h8 2 b in an ir8 st8 but its my f8

hey m8 i apreci8 that u r8 it gr8 u wanna d8 and mayb masturb8 i can ask n8 and we can meet at the g8 dont b l8

gr8 b8 m8 i r8 it an 8/8 plz don't h8

gr8 b8 m8 cant even h8 so I r8 8 outta 8

Gr8 b8 m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8., I'm str8 ir8. Cre8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8."

by lilzor July 19, 2016

hypocrite

People who shame people for doing something, but do it themselves.

Fat chick: Hey, wanna get on the bed tonight?
Hunk: Sorry, I am not interested.
Fat chick: You f**king shallow douche! It is because I am fat, right?!?!?!

Midget: Want a drink, babe?
Fat chick: Eww, you runt! GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!
Midget: Is it because I am short?
Fat chick: Obviously, you moron!

The fat chick is a hypocrite.

by lilzor July 20, 2016

Raden

Raden is a fucking alpha male who is superior to everyone else. He's tall as fuck, built as fuck, and hot as fuck. All straight girls are sexually attracted to him as soon as they set their eyes upon him, and all males want to be his subordinate because he is so badass. Raden would fuck anyone up in a physical fight or a battle of wits, and every male and female in his vicinity is immediately submissive to him. He has an IQ reported to be above that of William James Sidis. He completes all tests and exams in schools like Harvard in under half a second. His physical feats are bar none, as well, being superior to Olympic athletes. One of the multiple badass Radens once challenged Jon Jones to a friendly fight under MMA rules, and absolutely decimated him by TKO in the first round. Another older Raden balled out LeBron James when they were both teenagers, in a friendly 1 on 1 match. Raden does not make an overly large deal about all his feats, though, and is reported to be extremely humble unless you fuck with him. He is no god or extreme superhuman, he is but a common male that happens to be superior to other males.

Anyone named Raden is automatically like this

Raden: *Makes a faggot kid's girl wet with his simple presence*
Faggot kid: *Thinks "What a fucking asshole" in his head, but not saying it in real life*
Raden: *Reads faggot kid's mind* "What the fuck did you think little bitch?"
Faggot kid: "Uh-uh... sorry dawg u can fuck my girlfriend while her family and I watch"
Raden: "Don't dishonor them like that, pathetic fuck!" *Destroys faggot kid with his pinky finger*

Raden: *Walks into a professional female volleyball game*
Volleyball girl Janelle: "Holy fuck, look at that 10/10 hot ass dude in the third row!"
Volleyball girl Kassandra: "Shiiit, lets all leave the fucking game to try get some of that dick!"
Volleyball girls: *Both teams escape to the seats, proceeding to ask for autographs from Raden*
Raden: "I'm only going to have intercourse with four of you. Let me make my decision."

by lilzor October 21, 2019

beauty tiers

The tiers of physical attraction, usually used by men to rate women. It goes from 1-10, but the highest is a 9.5, although 9.5s are very rare. The lowest is a 1.5, which are very rare too.

The Beauty Tiers:
1.5- Deformed
2- Disfigured
3- Hideous
4- Ugly
5- Plain
6- Pretty
7- Sexy
8- Hot
9- Beautiful
9.5- Gorgeous

by lilzor July 11, 2016

MLG

MLG stands for My Little Gangster. It is a spinoff of My Little Pony for adults, and it is rated NC-17. It is about how a wannabe gangster little boy tries to be a gangbanger (in my opinion, VERY funny). It has racism, nudity, and gore. Basically your typical messed up adult's show.

Guy 1: Dude, did you watch MLG last night?
Guy 2: Bro, you watch that show? You are totally messed up, man.
Guy 1: No, I think it's funny. Especially when Avory the wannabe gangster gets beat up.
Guy 2: Good, that skinny-ass football head wannabe is so annoying.

by lilzor June 22, 2016

homie dog

A dog who is loyal to you and will help you with everything you want and risk his/her life for you. You want to eat? Your homie dog will get you food. You want to train your homie dog? He will be trained in a day. You want to kill your enemy? Your homie dog will pin your enemy down and bite your enemy hard.

Josh: Jaray, why did your dog bite that guy who punched you?

Jaray: Cuz. He's my homie dog.

by lilzor June 20, 2016

asian girls

Hot girls who age slowly, which is good because a 38 year old Asian girl will look young as 25. Their breasts or butt are not flat, they are average. They will cook good food for you and are faithful, but they will break up with you the moment you cheat on them, as they are not stupid. Better than the typical white or black girl, equal to the typical Latino girl.

Vin The Jock: Hey I am breaking up with you, Tenissa.
Tenissa The White Girl: Why?!?!
Vin The Jock: Because you are a slut and I prefer Asian girls.

by lilzor July 10, 2016