Definitions by lilzor

local boy 

kids that are local to their area because they are poor to move out and they get bullied by non local kids, usually of the Native Indian or Pacific Islander race

Kimbo: Wassup John dude?
John: Shut your local boy ass, cuz I gonna kick it

local boy by lilzor July 13, 2016

beauty tiers 

The tiers of physical attraction, usually used by men to rate women. It goes from 1-10, but the highest is a 9.5, although 9.5s are very rare. The lowest is a 1.5, which are very rare too.

The Beauty Tiers:
1.5- Deformed
2- Disfigured
3- Hideous
4- Ugly
5- Plain
6- Pretty
7- Sexy
8- Hot
9- Beautiful
9.5- Gorgeous

beauty tiers by lilzor July 11, 2016

asian girls 

Hot girls who age slowly, which is good because a 38 year old Asian girl will look young as 25. Their breasts or butt are not flat, they are average. They will cook good food for you and are faithful, but they will break up with you the moment you cheat on them, as they are not stupid. Better than the typical white or black girl, equal to the typical Latino girl.

Vin The Jock: Hey I am breaking up with you, Tenissa.
Tenissa The White Girl: Why?!?!
Vin The Jock: Because you are a slut and I prefer Asian girls.

asian girls by lilzor July 10, 2016

chinese dick 

A type of dick that some hot girls don't try. However, for the few hot girls that try it, it is an experience they will never forget. After they get some Chinese dick on the bed, they never go back to black or white dick again.

After Kristen sucked Kailzo's Chinese dick, she rejected all black and white men and lusted after ONLY Chinese dick.

chinese dick by lilzor June 28, 2016

MLG

MLG stands for My Little Gangster. It is a spinoff of My Little Pony for adults, and it is rated NC-17. It is about how a wannabe gangster little boy tries to be a gangbanger (in my opinion, VERY funny). It has racism, nudity, and gore. Basically your typical messed up adult's show.

Guy 1: Dude, did you watch MLG last night?
Guy 2: Bro, you watch that show? You are totally messed up, man.
Guy 1: No, I think it's funny. Especially when Avory the wannabe gangster gets beat up.
Guy 2: Good, that skinny-ass football head wannabe is so annoying.

MLG by lilzor June 22, 2016

homie dog 

A dog who is loyal to you and will help you with everything you want and risk his/her life for you. You want to eat? Your homie dog will get you food. You want to train your homie dog? He will be trained in a day. You want to kill your enemy? Your homie dog will pin your enemy down and bite your enemy hard.

Josh: Jaray, why did your dog bite that guy who punched you?

Jaray: Cuz. He's my homie dog.

homie dog by lilzor June 20, 2016

extra virgin 

a virgin who not only did not have sex before but has never had any real sexual contact (like kissing, dirty touching, making out, etc.) with the opposite gender (sorry, relatives and family don't count)

Jovan: Hey Michael! I finally kissed a girl, am I still a virgin?

Michael: No, but at least you are not an extra virgin anymore.

extra virgin by lilzor June 14, 2016