Definitions by lil' nicky

platestalker

Anyone that watches everyone else's plates during meals. They finish off their serving then wait to see who isn't going to eat whats left of theirs and asks," You going to eat that ?"

During dinner the platestalker known as Porky kept an eye out for anyone's leftovers.

platestalker by lil' nicky February 9, 2014

Illville, NJ 

Illville, N.J., AKA Millville, NJ is a city in southjersey and has a large accumulation of morons living there. Anyone smart enough gets the fuck out ASAP.

Don't stop when driving thru Illville, NJ, you'll figure it out after hearing that fucking banjo music.

Illville, NJ by lil' nicky November 3, 2012

GARGON 

The aliens watchdog portayed by a giant lobster from a 1950 sci fi flick.

The teenagers fled in terror as the GARGON attacked.

GARGON by lil' nicky July 30, 2011

dittus 

Shortened version of the words Dumbass Idiotic Trash Talking Useless Shit-head.
Commonly used by bikers and truckers in reference to an unwanted pest.

A couple bikers and a trucker had pulled into a truck stop off the interstate to refuel, while at the pumps they strike up a pleasent conversation. One biker gives a heads up towards a shifty looking individual that he notices walking towards the group and as the trucker turns and looks he says, " Look out bro's here comes a dittus."

dittus by lil' nicky August 21, 2010

oobladong 

A penis having greater length than width ( girth )
derived from the word oblong

A group of guy's were enjoying the sauna when one said to another, " Some men are well endowed but that dudes got an oobladong."

oobladong by lil' nicky July 17, 2010