Cheddar

an extremely stupid and fat orange cat.

cheddar you fatass!

by lighltysalted August 03, 2022

Mocha

a skittish, but very smart and sweet tabby cat that loves head scratches.

stop opening the pantry, mocha!

by lighltysalted August 03, 2022

Joplin

a terrible city in missouri that got fucked over by an ef5 tornado in 2011, the only reason that anyone cares about it.

i’m from joplin, missouri, sadly.

by lighltysalted August 03, 2022

Narcissist

not me! how could i, the greatest person on the planet be a narcissist?!

oh c’mon! me? a narcissist?? i’m too awesome to be a narcissist!

by lighltysalted August 11, 2022

Green Day

a song by green day.

person one: what are you listening to?
person two: green day by green day.

by lighltysalted January 19, 2021