36 definitions by lieutenant tarpit
A retarded, white, marshmallow-looking creature whose life and origions are unbeknownst to even the most brilliant scientists. He's funny, too.
by lieutenant tarpit July 20, 2004
by lieutenant tarpit July 21, 2004
Possibly one of the funniest men ever to walk the planet. He is behind the television show known as Invader Zim.
by lieutenant tarpit May 24, 2004
by lieutenant tarpit July 29, 2004
YOUR LORD AND MASTER!!!!!!!!!!!! Pie is the thread that holds this world together! You shall obey the pie, or suffer the consequences!!
by lieutenant tarpit October 23, 2004
A dim, slow-witted, yet stragely hilarious creature with no arms, a red shirt with a star on it, and speach impediments. Also known as the best damn thing on the internet!
Homestar Runner is the best thing ever!!
by lieutenant tarpit August 18, 2004
The best band ever. John, Paul, George, and Ringo(His real name is Richard) have created masterpieces such as "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band", "Yellow Submarine", "When I'm Sixty-four", and many others. Often described as "old", and "out-of-style" by much of today's (excruciatingly ignorant) youth, but seriously, who wants to listen to the kind of bullcrap that they consider to be "cool"? Examples are as follows: NStink, Shitney Spears and the Fagstreet Boys. The Beatles were excellent. Praise them. PRAISE THEM, I SAY!
by lieutenant tarpit August 10, 2004