Definitions by lieutenant tarpit
Paper Mario
One of the best Mario games ever created. A beautiful RPG with unique artwork and characters, and overall, kickass. I love this game, and have beaten it quite a few times.
Paper Mario by Lieutenant Tarpit August 18, 2004
Newgrounds
A fairly good flash website. It would be a helluva lot better if there wasn't freaking porn every freaking where you freaking turn!
Newgrounds by Lieutenant Tarpit August 18, 2004
Homestar Runner
A dim, slow-witted, yet stragely hilarious creature with no arms, a red shirt with a star on it, and speach impediments. Also known as the best damn thing on the internet!
Homestar Runner by Lieutenant Tarpit August 18, 2004
The Beatles
The best band ever. John, Paul, George, and Ringo(His real name is Richard) have created masterpieces such as "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band", "Yellow Submarine", "When I'm Sixty-four", and many others. Often described as "old", and "out-of-style" by much of today's (excruciatingly ignorant) youth, but seriously, who wants to listen to the kind of bullcrap that they consider to be "cool"? Examples are as follows: NStink, Shitney Spears and the Fagstreet Boys. The Beatles were excellent. Praise them. PRAISE THEM, I SAY!
The Beatles by Lieutenant Tarpit August 10, 2004
The simpsons
The greatest TV show on Earth. Period. Although I admit the newer episodes are kind of getting stale. I mean, can we get a topic other than Marge and Homer's marriage failing? But as I said before, it's still great. The older ones are my favorite.
The simpsons by Lieutenant Tarpit July 23, 2004