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wig-wear

comprised of such brands as 'south pole' and 'ecko unltd.', this grouping of clothing is becoming wildly popular, especially around the majority-white areas. wiggers from inner city and hayseed country alike join together to purchase these stunning new works of cotton and polyester.
carlos: yo, look at that gringo with the wig-wear!
pedro: I know, he must be loco!
by liberalwizardtyler April 19, 2009
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right wing militia

The fascism bullshit known as the bush administration and all of it's regimated offspring. What they do is they befriend large corporations and business execs so as to develop a strong alliance, in order to fund wars and other money-wasting, life-costing feats such as these.
fuck you bush, and all of the other members of the infamous right wing militia.
by liberalwizardtyler December 18, 2007
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milkskin

Noun-
1.see: whitey.
2.a white man, like sean.
3.having nothing to do with an indian, or injun, as the case may very well be, such as tyler.

created by fascists in 10 billion b.c., whiteyism, or milkskinsim. was popularized by sean, and his white-ass friend, george w. bush.
"there goes whitey," said will to ty and doug as sean rode by on his horseee. "yeah," they agreed in unison, "he sure is a milkskin."
by liberalwizardtyler July 20, 2007
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cut his mic, cut his mic!

utterrence by one Bill O'Reilly ( see also: O'Lielly) whilst talking to the son of one of the firefighters who perished in 9/11. here is part of the conversation:
Jeremy Glick: The people of the ruling class, the small minority, are no more. My father wouldn't have wanted to see any military action in Iraq. He would've thought it wrong and immoral, and... (cut off by O'Reilly)
Bill O’Reilly: Cut his mic. I’m not going to dress you down anymore, out of respect for your father. I won't listen to anymore of your communist propoganda. You are terrible. We will be back in a moment with more of THE FACTOR.
Jeremy Glick: That means we’re done?
Bill O’Reilly: We’re done. I'm not going to do this anymore, you harpie! I'm done.
After the show, O’Reilly told Glick, “Get out, get out of my studio before I tear you to fucking pieces!”
Bill O'Reilly is an idiot. he says things like, 'cut his mic, cut his mic!'
by liberalwizardtyler July 2, 2008
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American Craftsonianmanship

The excellent workmanship that goes into each and every genuine, American-Made product, ranging from the new Chevy Volt to classics like the Atomic Bomb.
Party A: Would you just look at that excellent American Craftsonianmanship! It must have taken an employee six hours to put together that tweed!
Party B: Yeah, bro; Rad!
by liberalwizardtyler December 2, 2010
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smashing pumpkins

A highly influential alternative rock band led by singersongwriter and lead guitarist Billy Corgan. Second album siamese dream was a mainstream breakthrough. Known for hits "today" "bullet with butterfly wings" "cherub rock" and "1979". Other good rarities include 'rhinoceros' 'drown' 'crush' 'soma' 'mayonaise' and 'hummer'.
bandmates and their functions:
billy corgan: skecthy vocals, extremely well-played lead guitar, producer.
james iha: smooth rythym guitar, ugly-ass modeling.
d'arcy wretzky: rather simple bass playing, sunglasses-wearing.
jimmy chamberlain: fantastic drum beats.
the smashing pumpkins have very diverse, densely-layered music. god bless them. oops, god doesn't exist. oh well.
by liberalwizardtyler December 16, 2008
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Cannibal Corpse

led by zero-talent frontman george 'corpsegrinder' fisher, who growls indecipherable tidbits of ignorance to the mindless audience. fisher is one of the pioneers of the 'windmill' style of head-banging. he took it from pete townshend of the who's windmill style of guitar strumming. the talent went down 'exponentially' when fisher did his headbanging. each time he moves his head up and down in that infamous quick fashion, it kills six of his worthless w.o.w. brain cells. he started iut with 167. he know has -2345676543. yes, that is negative. cannibal corpse also features pat o'brien and rob barret on guitar (that god-awful low-pitched rumble), alex webster on bass (dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun!), and paul mazurkiewicz on drums (double bass drumming only). they are members of the record label 'metal blade', which is a long-time stronghold for shitty "death-metal" bands.
alex needs to learn how to use the word "exponentially", and all of it's roots and outcroppings. cannibal corpse sucks, but they are funny to watch live, especially when you are stoned (which alex must also learn how to do/get). and boy, that corpsegrinder sure is funny when he goes on his ultra-ignorant rants regarding world of warcraft and growling (the proper way to growl and yell is 'from the diaphragm").
by liberalwizardtyler June 17, 2008
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