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tossmunch

The hand positioning used when one commences operating ones penis. It involves creating a pitchfork position with your thumb and middle finger and traveling up-and-down rapidly round the shaft of the penis (see Masturbation lock)
Josh uses the tossmunch position thoroughly
by Lewis March 17, 2003
mugGet the tossmunchmug.

cockmunch

Sam, you cockmunch
by Lewis March 17, 2003
mugGet the cockmunchmug.

uncle fucker

shut your fucking face uncle fucker
your a boner biting bastard uncle fucker
your an uncle fucker yes its true
nobody fucks uncles quite like you
shut your fucking face uncle fucker
your the one who fucks your uncle uncle fucker
you dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn you just fuck your uncle all day long
*farting bit*
shut your fucking face uncle fucker
your a boner biting bastard uncle fucker
your an uncle fucker i must say
you fucked your uncle yesterday
AAAAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
uncle fucker
thats u-n-c-l-e fuck you uncle fuckerrrrrr!!!!!! suckmyballs

ok now im showing off lol
by lewis May 1, 2004
mugGet the uncle fuckermug.

Troyist

A person who incessantly harasses and aggravates in a textual manner, unbeknownst to the fact that they are being annoying.
"Jae sacked Troy as a result of his Troyist behaviour on AIM."
by Lewis January 22, 2005
mugGet the Troyistmug.

scouse

Scouse, or scouser.
Term for people originating in Liverpool (UK) or their accent/dialect. Used as a positive, neutral or derogaratory word depending on the speakers prejudices about said city.
It is part of a genre of slang terms which refer to people by stereotypes of their dietary habits. (Such as pom, limey or ros bif for the British.
The meal scouse was common in working class Liverpool in the past, and is a thick stew of lamb and vegetables, slow cooked in a pan to make cheap cuts of meat more palatable. For the very poor you could make do with 'blind scouse' which is a lamb stew with the lamb left out.
The older origin of the word is probably from the old Norse word 'skaus' again for a type of stew.
Did you hear about the scouse version of the film 'silence of the lambs?' It was called 'shut up ewes.'
by lewis January 9, 2005
mugGet the scousemug.

red

nice red hoody you got there
by lewis April 6, 2004
mugGet the redmug.

bam margera

he turned his whole house into a skate park.
what more can i say?
by lewis May 7, 2004
mugGet the bam margeramug.

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