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scouse

Scouse, or scouser.
Term for people originating in Liverpool (UK) or their accent/dialect. Used as a positive, neutral or derogaratory word depending on the speakers prejudices about said city.
It is part of a genre of slang terms which refer to people by stereotypes of their dietary habits. (Such as pom, limey or ros bif for the British.
The meal scouse was common in working class Liverpool in the past, and is a thick stew of lamb and vegetables, slow cooked in a pan to make cheap cuts of meat more palatable. For the very poor you could make do with 'blind scouse' which is a lamb stew with the lamb left out.
The older origin of the word is probably from the old Norse word 'skaus' again for a type of stew.
Did you hear about the scouse version of the film 'silence of the lambs?' It was called 'shut up ewes.'
by lewis January 9, 2005
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Bumdarts

A sport in which one takes part in homosexual buggery..... for fun
Huw challenges Darky to a game of bum darts. Darky accepts because huw brainwashed him with his annoying mumbling voice that makes people want to be sick and said he'd talk forever unless Darky accepted. Huw, of course won with a whitewash because of a combiantion of factors; Huw had 30 bullseyes in a row and Darky could not tell if it was his ass or his poop due to his tanned-ness
by Lewis March 17, 2003
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tossmunch

The hand positioning used when one commences operating ones penis. It involves creating a pitchfork position with your thumb and middle finger and traveling up-and-down rapidly round the shaft of the penis (see Masturbation lock)
Josh uses the tossmunch position thoroughly
by Lewis March 17, 2003
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nobbinator

A term used for a person who's penis is of such a large variety, that he walks very gingerly, like the terminator.
"I heard foxy is quite the nobbinator"
by Lewis November 26, 2003
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cockmunch

Sam, you cockmunch
by Lewis March 17, 2003
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sweet pussy

when a pussy is sweet in taste
hi faye, how about you let me lick that sweet pussy.
by lewis April 22, 2005
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lewis and clark

Two wild and hot girls who always go on expeditions with their friends Poca and Saca that usually involve spooning and clark eating food that has already been in Lewis's mouth.
Man, That Lewis and Clark is way cooler than the old Lewis and Clark.
by Lewis September 22, 2004
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