lazirus's definitions
"So Jill, how was Jon's genital platter?"
"Unsatisfactory at best."
"He would be most displeased to hear you say that."
"It would please me if a bystander pulled me aside and told me that I should really do something about it! It shows that there are still conscientious humans left on the planet."
"Why do you say you were a bystander?"
"Well I might as well have been."
"Unsatisfactory at best."
"He would be most displeased to hear you say that."
"It would please me if a bystander pulled me aside and told me that I should really do something about it! It shows that there are still conscientious humans left on the planet."
"Why do you say you were a bystander?"
"Well I might as well have been."
by lazirus July 6, 2004
Get the genital plattermug. An extremely common version of randomization (just mashing keys... like dgf9wehguwehg) that is often used by people who play Rainbow Six games a lot. It is so common that I am now making it an urban terminology.
"Bill swallows."
"That makes me nervous."
"Why is that?"
"He's having a dinner party tonight and..."
"Let me guess, you're going?"
"HELLLSSSSSS no, my brother is, and he's got a shaved head, ripped body, and an Iron Cross around his neck, and he's going to a gay man's party."
"Oh, well that's a recipe for connundrum."
"Jigga what?"
"Todd, you're such a fag."
"So?"
"I hate fucking fags."
"...I-"
"I'm your brother you see."
"That makes me nervous."
"Why is that?"
"He's having a dinner party tonight and..."
"Let me guess, you're going?"
"HELLLSSSSSS no, my brother is, and he's got a shaved head, ripped body, and an Iron Cross around his neck, and he's going to a gay man's party."
"Oh, well that's a recipe for connundrum."
"Jigga what?"
"Todd, you're such a fag."
"So?"
"I hate fucking fags."
"...I-"
"I'm your brother you see."
by lazirus July 7, 2004
Get the segsegmug. A confusing area in Lufia 2 which features all glitched tiles and a very perplexing maze and plays one of my favorite RPG tunes of all time. Overall, worth a check-out.
by lazirus July 6, 2004
Get the dragon shrinemug. Gonorrhea II is another more lesser-known form of the infamous STD which has symptoms that manifest themselves in the following ways...
1. You throw up constantly and for no reason, as in even on an empty stomach.
2. You pass out every thirty minutes, and will most likely drown in incorrectly thrown-out shit (throw-up) unless some stupid-ass turns you on your stomach or is somehow able to waken you immediatly.
3. After at least a year of having the disease (if you're unlucky enough to live that long through all the constant upheavals) you begin to have terrible heaves when throwing up, because your body will be improperly trying to execute symptom #4.
4. But it will eventually execute it correctly, and you will begin to shit out all of your vital organs, starting with your spleen, and working its way up to your esophagus, and eventually to your windpipe. But you won't make it that long, as you will die seconds after shitting out your heart or lungs. Though it seems to be physically inopinable and totally medically untrue, it can and will happen to nearly a hundred Americans each month. Why only Americans? Because they're all wusses and sellouts and deserve such a gruesome form of dying.
2. You pass out every thirty minutes, and will most likely drown in incorrectly thrown-out shit (throw-up) unless some stupid-ass turns you on your stomach or is somehow able to waken you immediatly.
3. After at least a year of having the disease (if you're unlucky enough to live that long through all the constant upheavals) you begin to have terrible heaves when throwing up, because your body will be improperly trying to execute symptom #4.
4. But it will eventually execute it correctly, and you will begin to shit out all of your vital organs, starting with your spleen, and working its way up to your esophagus, and eventually to your windpipe. But you won't make it that long, as you will die seconds after shitting out your heart or lungs. Though it seems to be physically inopinable and totally medically untrue, it can and will happen to nearly a hundred Americans each month. Why only Americans? Because they're all wusses and sellouts and deserve such a gruesome form of dying.
by lazirus July 8, 2004
Get the Spontaneous Gonorrhea IImug. by lazirus July 6, 2004
Get the soulblazermug. The correct spelling of my name that originated from the main character, Lazarus Long, in the novel "Time Enough For Love".
by lazirus July 6, 2004
Get the lazarusmug. The evolved form of "Pidgey". What pidgey evolves into. If you were to devolve pidgeotto you would remove the card to find a "pidgey" card.
My pidgey involved into pidgeotto!!!
My pidgey involved into pidgeotto!!!
My pidgey involved into pidgeotto!!!
My pidgey involved into pidgeotto!!!
"Interested in girls yet?"
Nope~!!! adsfhdaherahaerhaerhadrhdarh
My pidgey involved into pidgeotto!!!
My pidgey involved into pidgeotto!!!
My pidgey involved into pidgeotto!!!
"Interested in girls yet?"
Nope~!!! adsfhdaherahaerhaerhadrhdarh
by lazirus July 6, 2004
Get the Pidgeottomug.