turtle toot

The act of farting in public and making someone else take the blame.
*toot*
You: awh fred you nasty.
Fred: shut up with yo turtle toot.
by laurenthecoochieinspector November 24, 2013
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coochie inspector

this is when you are the one inspecting a coochie, or looking at a vagina.
a name you could call a friend as in mock protest.
gonocoligist.
Will: Hey Ted you get any last night with that drunken whore?
Ted: hah, you could call me the coochie inspector!
Will: what a loser, that all ya get?
Ted: sadly yeah she only let me look at it.
by Laurenthecoochieinspector November 24, 2013
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Quit and spit

The act of blowing a guy and him turning you off like a light switch, so you quit and spit!
Dom: Hey so did Sandra finally suck your dick?
Anthony: Yeah but she quit and spit right before I cummed because I said Casey instead of Suzy, whoops.
by laurenthecoochieinspector November 24, 2013
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Tiger Pussy

When a penis is inserted in a vagina, the vagina goes into a defensive state and clamps down making it impossible for your penis to escape the tunnel of doom.

or tiger pussied
Tom: Hey ricky did you get any buzz last night?
Ricky: yeah but she totally pulled a tiger pussy on me, it hurt like a bitch!
by laurenthecoochieinspector November 24, 2013
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Vagina lips

The act of taking a picture and failing at "duck lips" that it turns into "vagina lips"

The act of having lips that are so tiny and long they look like a vagina.

The act of kissing and squirting you spit in their mouth like a vagina would.
Ava: Hey Lauren did you see Sam's new selfie pic?

Lauren: Yeah she had some crusty ass vagina lips!
by laurenthecoochieinspector November 24, 2013
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