Definitions by laurenthecoochieinspector

black panda 

A person that is like a shadow that wont leave u like another word for stalker.

Jon: man this girl wont stop following me, what a black panda.
Mike: wow my girl is one too, she is right in that bush right dere.
Jon: should we report them or nah? FUCKING BLACK PANDAS CAN SUCK MY DICK
*rustle*
girls voice: really?
guys: ahhhhh

black panda by laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013

Vagina lips

The act of taking a picture and failing at "duck lips" that it turns into "vagina lips"

The act of having lips that are so tiny and long they look like a vagina.

The act of kissing and squirting you spit in their mouth like a vagina would.

Ava: Hey Lauren did you see Sam's new selfie pic?

Lauren: Yeah she had some crusty ass vagina lips!

Vagina lips by laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013

Quit and spit 

The act of blowing a guy and him turning you off like a light switch, so you quit and spit!

Dom: Hey so did Sandra finally suck your dick?
Anthony: Yeah but she quit and spit right before I cummed because I said Casey instead of Suzy, whoops.

Quit and spit by laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013

pampering prick

The act of being a total douche with good hygiene.
when there I a guy that is highly metrosexual and a total prick.

Casey: Hey Suzy, how's Anthony?
Suzy: Terrible yesterday I took him 2 hours to get ready for the baby shower he is such a pampering prick!
Casey: How could you be late to you guy own baby shower?
Suzy: EXCATLY!

pampering prick by laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013

coochie inspector 

this is when you are the one inspecting a coochie, or looking at a vagina.
a name you could call a friend as in mock protest.
gonocoligist.

Will: Hey Ted you get any last night with that drunken whore?
Ted: hah, you could call me the coochie inspector!
Will: what a loser, that all ya get?
Ted: sadly yeah she only let me look at it.

coochie inspector by Laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013