12 definition by laurenthecoochieinspector

The act of farting in public and making someone else take the blame.
*toot*
You: awh fred you nasty.
Fred: shut up with yo turtle toot.
by laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013

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A person that is like a shadow that wont leave u like another word for stalker.
Jon: man this girl wont stop following me, what a black panda.
Mike: wow my girl is one too, she is right in that bush right dere.
Jon: should we report them or nah? FUCKING BLACK PANDAS CAN SUCK MY DICK
*rustle*
girls voice: really?
guys: ahhhhh
by laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013

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The act of being a total douche with good hygiene.
when there I a guy that is highly metrosexual and a total prick.
Casey: Hey Suzy, how's Anthony?
Suzy: Terrible yesterday I took him 2 hours to get ready for the baby shower he is such a pampering prick!
Casey: How could you be late to you guy own baby shower?
Suzy: EXCATLY!
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The act of a girl who you just cannot seduce, as much as you try to get in her pants she has an iron coochie and you will not be able to penetrate the target.
Justin: Damn, Liam do you see that chick over there I fuck the shit out of her!
Liam: nah dude she's hot but she is an iron coochie!
Justin: damn.
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Over a period of time your relationships crumbles slow and steadily, starting with disagreement and great displeasure ending it off with just complete boredom between the relationships.
Tim: Amy you're so boring, fucking stop arguing with me.
Amy: no you stop.
2 months later
Tim:...I hate you...
Amy:...I hate you too...
Tim: good were finally agreeing and im turtle dumping you.

Amy: ok good!
by laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013

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