lauren's definitions

Goat

a "fall-back" fuckbuddy. if you're civilized, it actually refers to a human being.

Kara fell way hard for Richard, but she's totally his goat.

by Lauren February 6, 2003

floss

refers to a g-string, especially when it's showing.

hey girl! you're ass is nasty; we don't want to see any of your floss!

by Lauren February 6, 2003

cock in one's mouth

to constantly bring up one's boyfriend/fiance/husband/fuckbuddy in conversation. this gets extraordinarily annoying.

Katy: "Ben and I are going to pizno's Friday...on Saturday Ben and I...do you know what Ben said...Ben and I...Ben, etc."
Lauren: "jeezus Katy, get his cock out of your mouth!"

by Lauren February 6, 2003

jugglies

a word for someone so immature that the only definition they can think of is "lolz!" you lamer.

did I tell you about that total lamer that said jugglies and spends his entire life playing online games?!

by Lauren February 6, 2003

hard on

having a great like toward something, esp. getting off because of this thing.

My stupid-ass ex-boyfriend has a freaking hard on for making people as miserable as he is.

by Lauren February 8, 2003

livinghell

describes all high school and college math courses.

UGH! algebra 2 is a freaking livinghell!

by Lauren February 8, 2003

change one's panties

a term meaning you were extremely turned on. only girls can say this. ever. similar to creaming one's pants.

that guy was so fucking sexy, i had to change my panties.

by Lauren February 9, 2003