sloppy diamond

a sloppy diamond is when the mouth, nipples and penis are stimulated orally nd alternately, usually when the reciepient is blindfolded.

I gave my boyfriend his first experience of a sloppy diamond at the weekend...it must have been good because he came like a train.

by lauren April 21, 2005

Flar

An interjection expressing extreme fatigue and weariness, and suggesting that the source of the problem is still there.

Usage note** Flar is usually only used when problems are persisting and unrelenting..like 500 billion homework assignments from psycho PMS teachers.

"Flar.... i flunked yet another english quiz today...."

by Lauren April 15, 2004

spang

mooch. (pronounced SPANG)

"can i spang a ripper?" (can i mooch a smoke of you?)

by lauren August 31, 2003

igmo

ignorant mother f*cker who has a tendancy to cut people off in traffic

Did you see that?! That igmo just cut me off!!!!!

by Lauren November 10, 2003

demuted

deformed and mutated and/or dememted

omg that kid is so demuted

by Lauren October 28, 2004

Biffer

an ugly whore

"monica is a biffer"

by lauren August 30, 2003

maxin and relaxin

hanging out

"what up homie?" "nm- just maxin and relaxin"

by lauren September 01, 2003