laura 's definitions

Essex girl

Not what everyone thinks! not the blonde bimbo in white stilletos and up for anything! theres only a few of them around!

lets not generalise every girl from essex as an essex girl

by laura April 26, 2005

my china

South African for dude.

"I heard Usher's got a new song."
"Yeah, my china flipping rocks."

by Laura December 5, 2004

naz

* gorgeous/ hot
* smart
* spontenous/ carfree/ outgoing
* x-tremely rich

wow! what a bombshell! her name must be naz!

by laura December 15, 2004

calved

when one fades after a nite out or gives up

she's fucking calved

by laura January 31, 2005

huts

slut and ho combined.. the hottest chicks at HRA

damn, they MUST be a hut cause they are soo fine

by laura October 20, 2004

forked

When you buy 4 packs of 500 forks and then go to somebody's house who you hate at night. Then, you put all of the forks into the ground with the handle out. When the person/people wake up, they will have 2000 forks in their front yard that they must go pick out - one-by-one - by hand.

"Dude, we should so fork Adam's house on Saturday."
"I'll buy the forks and meet me at 11:30"

by Laura October 9, 2004

DPOC

Danish Piece of Crap

that bus coming back from bornholm was a classic DPOC.

by laura September 29, 2001