laura's definitions

Sheilanator

one who sheilz.

"what up sheilanator!?"

by laura December 14, 2003

motivational clap

Basically it is a clap that.. ermm...motivates someone. Usually used when someone needs speeding up or used by me just to piss people off.

In Top Shop (just leaving...well I wanted to)

Laura C: oh look at that top/skirt/etc over there!

Laura(me): no no no! lets leave now! c'mon lets go! *clap clap clap*


Any Random occasion

Laura(me) : ooohh motivational clap for *insert name* *clap clap clap*
Other: Laura
Laura(me): yea?
Other: Shut up

by Laura December 19, 2003

shastamacnasty

level number three in the "staircase of nasty"

Laura earned her title of shastamacnasty, but becasue of a technicality in the staircase of nasty, Carrie got a hand-out.

by Laura December 19, 2003

jelly bracelets

hi i dun it again
but my schol is talkin abot makin it not alowed ta wear em

there is a game when ya loop 2 of em togehrt and if urs snap u gota do stuf
i only wear the one wher the worst ya gota do is oral and i had ta do it on 4 guys it kinda mesy it a crazy game

by laura December 20, 2003

mind wank

Basically having a wank in your mind..usually over someone sexy...(but doesn't have to be)...just taking the time to picture them in their sexiness.
Can be done by either gender...woo!

*Warning* May be accompanied by Homer Simpson-like drool noises

E.G 1.)
In HMV watching man perving over a poster of Avril Lavigne

Laura:Look at him having a mind wank over Avril
Liz:Eurgh

E.G 2.)
Liz and Laura(me)sitting down in Rackhams waiting for Laura C(not me) to try on some clothes

Laura:*insert name* is so fit isn't he?
Liz: Oh,I know yea! he would so get it!
Laura: He's just so gorgeous...I think i need a mind wank now!
Liz: Me too!

SILENCE FOR A FEW MOMENTS

Laura: Half naked Kylie on that T.V is putting me off..Dammit!!
Liz: You still having your mind wank?
Laura: Trying to.....Why?
Liz: Because i need a tissue!

*The above examples are purely fictional,as Laura and Liz are not this sad and do more interesting stuff in their free time*

by Laura December 20, 2003

google stalk

To determine everything you could possibly ever want to know about someone (and then some) using the website www.google.com.

Dude, I totally google stalked you... your mom is hot.

by Laura December 25, 2003

upskirt

videos or photos or views of up a woman's skirt.

you can get a good upskirt view if you have a mirror attatched to your shoe.

by laura December 27, 2003