Pennypacker

1. An obtuse soul

2. One who spams emails, twitter, facebook or formspring with mindless dribble, racist statements or or videos of cannibalism.

3. Or repeats quasi-whimsical phrases like "Oh yeah"
Kramer stop being such a Pennypacker!
by landwehr34 January 26, 2011
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Leeism

To neither believe nor disbelieve something. Based on a line spoken by Christopher Lee in The Gorgon (1964).
Man #1: Surely you believe us?

Man #2: I neither believe it nor disbelieve it.

Man# 1: I've had enough of your Leeism!
by landwehr34 January 04, 2022
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Waitcel

Someone who voluntarily remains celibate until they finally meet their true love.
"Ezra is an Incel."

"NO, he's a Waitcel; he's holding out until he meets 'the one'."
by landwehr34 February 08, 2023
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Marlboro Malady

When the smoke from excess cigarette consumption gets trap in the recess between the brain and skull, causing confusion, mediocrity, and pain.
"The Count's not making much sense these days."

"Rink brain?"

"Naw, he doesn't play hockey. He does smoke a lot of cigarettes, though."

"Ah, sounds like a case of the Marlboro Malady to me."
by landwehr34 May 03, 2023
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Rink Brain

An ailment that affects hockey players who spend too much time in hockey areas, where the fumes from the ice rink are confined, rotting their brains and effecting their judgement.
"Did you hear about Cooter Whiplash? He was arrested for destroying a wheelchair"

"Sounds like a case of Rink Brain to me!"
by landwehr34 April 09, 2023
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Shadbolting

To follow someone around to the point where it fringes upon stalking. Often times the person being followed has expressed their contempt for the soul that is following them.
James has been shadbolting me for the past week
by landwehr34 March 14, 2011
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Fernie

A homosexual encounter on the skiing slopes.
"Shalako had quite the weekend. I hear had a few fernies while skiing on Mt. Fernie."
by landwehr34 August 13, 2024
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