lance's definitions

a small car made by suzuki...
standard versions are fwd, but can also be found in 4wd turbo versions
standard versions are fwd, but can also be found in 4wd turbo versions
by Lance August 3, 2004

1. One who follows and lives by the current trend (dying/spiking hair, sagging pants, using specific words in every sentence, etc)
2. One who holds no real opinions and/or will not accept radical theories. They are hypocritical and typically expect the world to be fair. They do not recognize the seriousness or reality of world events such as Rwanda. They think that good intentions will always lead to a positive output and they typically think that their problems are worse than everyone else’s.
2. One who holds no real opinions and/or will not accept radical theories. They are hypocritical and typically expect the world to be fair. They do not recognize the seriousness or reality of world events such as Rwanda. They think that good intentions will always lead to a positive output and they typically think that their problems are worse than everyone else’s.
1. “You should bleach your hair. It’ll look really cool, especially if you spike it, too.” “Ok”
2. Trend Whore: “I hate school”
Me: “Why”
Trend Whore: “Because I have to do homework and my teachers are gay”
Me: “Well, without school, you’d be an idiot with no friends, huh?”
Trend Whore: “Uh… I guess so”
Me: “Then school isn’t so bad, isn’t it?”
Trend Whore: “Shut up, fag. You’re gay as hell.”
2. Trend Whore: “I hate school”
Me: “Why”
Trend Whore: “Because I have to do homework and my teachers are gay”
Me: “Well, without school, you’d be an idiot with no friends, huh?”
Trend Whore: “Uh… I guess so”
Me: “Then school isn’t so bad, isn’t it?”
Trend Whore: “Shut up, fag. You’re gay as hell.”
by Lance April 16, 2004

relating back to the old english. Means someone who gives reamings to assholes or anything that can be reamed.
by Lance January 5, 2005

describes females with serious package in the rear. Always out of proportion to the remainder of the bdy, but still nice looking.
by Lance February 5, 2005

when trying to find what made me different from everyone else, i realized it was all about my choad.
by Lance February 28, 2005

Nabeshin is the most hilarious comedy character ever invented. Though nobody knows him, he magically shows up, having a full understanding of the situation, and fixes everything. The deus ex machina of every Excel Saga episode, that's our Nabeshin.
Notes: Can be used as an adjective.
Notes: Can be used as an adjective.
"Yeah, so I went to a college and did a Nabeshin in the locker room, saved the day, nobody got hurt."
by Lance August 19, 2003
