Definitions by lam

hoestalgia 

When you get hit with memories of past girls. Usually happens when you're listening to sad music like Drake. A rush of emotion and memory of girls you were romantically involved with.

John: "Bro April's pussy was too good man that shit was popping' I miss her so much"
Daniel: "Damn, John you got hit with hoestalgia pretty hard"

hoestalgia by Lam March 11, 2015

the penis game 

A game played by teenagers when either bored or desperate for attention. The game is played with two or more people. It starts out with someone whispering the word, "Penis," and it keeps getting louder from there until the word is being shouted.

Never play the penis game in a church.

the penis game by LAM April 7, 2005

jesse mccartney 

A nine-year-old girl without the breasts or hair.

"Hey look, it's Jesse McCartney!"
"No, that's my little sister."

jesse mccartney by LAM February 27, 2005

bohog

this story is not about three little pigs.

turn over and let me bohog you!

bohog by lam December 17, 2003

Besom 

A ritualistic broom. Usually used for sweeping away negative energy.

I swept the room with my Besom.

Besom by LAM August 23, 2003

Athame 

A dagger used in ritual to channel energy.

I held up my athame.

Athame by LAM August 23, 2003

Shaune Hall 

A haxOr monaxOr.

That guy keeps sniping everyone. he's such a SHAUNE HALL.

Shaune Hall by Lam May 20, 2003