lalalander17's definitions

get out my wife

When a man plays rodeo champion on a woman, but she turns the tables on him by having her hubby, boyfriend or dyke friend jump out of the closet and yell, "Get out my wife!" then she grabs on tight and fuck-bucks him while he's trying to get away.

Last night, my rodeo champion turned into a get out my wife. I came anyway.

by LaLaLander17 March 2, 2009

hanging like a loose tooth

On the verge of homeless, bankruptcy and/or death.

"How ya doing, Chauncy?"
"I'm hanging like a loose tooth. I got laid off, I'm two months behind on my rent, my wallet's empty, and my car was just repo'd."

Eddie and Eva caught swine flu. They're hanging like a loose tooth.

by lalalander17 July 20, 2009

temp temp

a temporary weather condition where the temperature is unusually hot or unusually cold.

Colorado had a temp temp of 62 degrees on Christmas Eve but on Christmas Day, it was already back to normal.

by LaLaLander17 March 2, 2009

rolling roadblock

a cluster of vehicles on the freeway, one in each lane, all driving the same too-slow speed, that are impossible to pass because they are positioned nearly side by side

Louie hated rolling roadblocks until one saved him from a speed trap.

by LaLaLander17 March 2, 2009

Brainiac yack

talk that's pompous and attempting to appear intelligent.

Everything that professor says is brainiac yack.

by LaLaLander17 February 9, 2009

chick-baiting

sexist language and behavior intended to upset or offend women.

Charlie's favorite passtime is chick-baiting.

by LaLaLander17 February 14, 2009

butt weenie

A turd, especially when it's shaped like a hot dog. What ya get when ya take a dump.

Because of yesterday's big lunch, today I popped out three butt weenies.

by LaLaLander17 February 15, 2009