fuck me dead

It means basicly the same thing as "Oh shit" or "fuck a duck". Not intended to be used in a sexual way.
haley: "well shit mom i spilled my drink!"

jo ann:"Well fuck me dead"
by lacey February 14, 2005
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lick em

A phrase used to show scorn; can be used by/directed at either gender.

Also an interesting catchphrase used by the hottest girl in the world, Hannah Ranck, when speaking to me about certain people we dislike.
She called you a bitch? Tell her to lick em.

World War II baby, LICK EM!
by Lacey February 11, 2004
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jibronie

someone who takes more than twice to parallel park
Julie is a jibronie.
by Lacey June 07, 2004
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yah dood

1. a response in agreement with someone
2. a football playin, drinkin in the forest, sophomore girl rapin, in the closet jock
1. Wanna go get fahkin faced dood?
Yah, dood!
2. Check out those yah doods over there gettin fahkin faced.
by lacey March 25, 2004
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Victoria's Secret

Victoria's Secret is that she really buys her underwear from Walmart.
"Let's go buy some extremely overpriced g-strings at Victoria's Secret."
by lacey May 07, 2005
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