lAUREN's definitions

them apples

that.

if you just beat someones ass you might say, "how dyu like them apples?"

by lauren August 31, 2003

Holy Whores

The female students of holy family acadamy.

Oh my god, look at those holy whores.

by Lauren January 19, 2004

fagstock

used when pissed off

"fuckin fagstocks"

by Lauren November 23, 2003

jack sparrow

The sexiest pirate ever...he must be because I saw the movie 8 times because of him!

She is safe like I promised and is marrying norington like she promised and you dying for her like you promised so we are all man of our word except for Elizabeth;who is in fact a woman!
Jack:Why is the rum gone
Liz:One because it is a vile drink that turns the most respectful men into complete scoundruls.....etc.
Jack:But why is the rum gone?
I have too many quotes memorized to even write them all!

by Lauren August 22, 2003

Chi

A really really good hair straighener, probably the best on the market.

I used that chi on my hair yesterday, it worked so well!

by Lauren April 26, 2005

sneakers

tennis shoes

"my sneakers are so beat up i can't remember what color they were when i bought them"

by lauren August 30, 2003

beadies

herbal-type cigarettes that have no filkter or papers and are rolled in leaves and tied with a string. come in different flavors, are bought at Hemptations etc.

"dude, no weed? oh well, i brought some beadies"

by lauren August 30, 2003