cock in one's mouth

to constantly bring up one's boyfriend/fiance/husband/fuckbuddy in conversation. this gets extraordinarily annoying.

Katy: "Ben and I are going to pizno's Friday...on Saturday Ben and I...do you know what Ben said...Ben and I...Ben, etc."
Lauren: "jeezus Katy, get his cock out of your mouth!"

by Lauren February 07, 2003

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old school

if a girls pussy is "old school" it means she does not shave her pubes

"ewww Mandy buy a venus- you're so old school"

by lauren September 01, 2003

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girt

leave quickly out of necessity

"i saw the cops so i was like, hey man, let's girt!"

by lauren August 31, 2003

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gosh

a word that grandmothers and overly-churched individuals use in place of "god." also fun to use for the sarcastic value; it's equal to saying "I was such a huge fan of N*Sync. they rocked my socks."

grandma: "oh my gosh, you don't attend church every sunday for six hours?! you heathen!"
Lauren: "oh my gosh! what's wrong with me?!"
(as you picked up on, everything Lauren said was sarcastic.)

by Lauren February 06, 2003

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Ramblings of Doom

The complete and utter genius surpass all that visit this website and I am proud to not understand a word of it. Blame Canada for the discrepancy of this kid!

So we all know that uranium comes from Palm trees

by Lauren November 16, 2003

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