Dag

When you have a really old cat and he/she has lost the ability to excrete properly, and they do a poo but still has a dag (a bit of poo) hanging on.

"Hey, look, Whiskas has a dag!"
"Ewww"

by Lauren May 02, 2005

shitty

too bad, that sucks. sometimes used when laughing at a friend who is grounded or just got totally busted, especially if you did the same thing and didn't get caught.

"shitty about your mom being such a bitch."
"justin got a friday school for being out of bounds at school... hahahahahaha. shitty."

by lauren August 31, 2003

QFT

quality family time, always said sarcastically, since there is obviously no such thing

"my moms new kick is QFT- i'm booked every weekend through march doing craft shows and shit like that."

by lauren September 01, 2003

key (ones) car

to take a key or other sharp object and scratch the car of a person you hate, leaving scars in the paintwork that look shitty and cost a ton to have fixed

"man, i can't believe michael hooked up with clara after i told him i liked her. let's go key his car!"

by lauren August 31, 2003

freeballs

going without underwear

"all my camp counselors went freeballs."

by lauren September 01, 2003

Jersey Shore Girls

No matter where you go you'll never find a girl better than the ones at the Jersey Shore. We're not the bennies that live there 2 out of the 12 monthes. We survive on corona and surf taco while catchin every wave we can.

Jersey Shore girls best/chillest in the world!

by Lauren March 15, 2005

gah

a noise made in extreme frustration.

GAH! my asshole boyfriend has no idea how to pick up his phone and DIAL a number!

by Lauren February 06, 2003