l337 haxx0r's definitions

handbrake

The large appendage that hangs down toward the back end of a horse's belly. Resembles something normally found behind the gearstick of a car, between the seats.

"Check the handbrake on the thoroughbred over there, I wouldn't like to get on the receiving end of that in a dark alley"

by l337 haxx0r October 5, 2005

JetBlue

A low-cost airline started recently to take your money in exchange for DVT and cramp.

My girlfriend tried to give me a blow-job on the Vegas-Boston JetBlue, but her neck seized up and we got caught.

by l337 haxx0r December 5, 2004

lau it

v. Synonym for 'forget it' - alternately 'don't worry about it'.

Literally: 'allow that to go ahead without our attention'

Now lau you, yeah?

Lau this website, it's a long ting

Lau work, I'm hungover

by l337 haXX0r May 4, 2004

fuckzoid

n. An asshat. One who is so utterly retarded, he isn't worth consideration nor definition. Hence I'm going to stop defining him now. Fucker.

Fuck you, you fucking fuckzoid

by l337 haxx0r April 11, 2004

up the yin yang

v. To have anal sex

Barry took Kevin up the yin yang yesterday night, all the screaming kept me awake

by l337 haxx0r April 2, 2004

rail

n. A long, thin metal strip that you slide along whilst wearing a snowboard. Often tarnished with the blood of unlucky riders.

Fuckin' shit man, did you see that breh mash his head up on the rail or wha

by l337 haxx0r April 2, 2004

Bait

West London black term coined to describe a person or thing of questionable reputation or values, often dismissed by the mainstream and mainsteam culture.

Oi, you see dat bitch in Hippodrome las' night, chattin like she own the place, bitch is bait yeah?

by l337 haxx0r April 1, 2004