n. An asshat. One who is so utterly retarded, he isn't worth consideration nor definition. Hence I'm going to stop defining him now. Fucker.
by l337 haxx0r April 12, 2004
n. A long, thin metal strip that you slide along whilst wearing a snowboard. Often tarnished with the blood of unlucky riders.
by l337 haxx0r April 03, 2004
Red marks, blistering and bloody scratches that appear on your arm/hip/shoulder/chest after you eat shit after stacking it on a jump in the snowboard park. For best results wear a short-sleeved shirt whilst riding.
I just bailed out of a cab-360 and smashed onto the knuckle of that tabletop. Now I have fucking snowburn.
by l337 haXX0r March 23, 2004
The large appendage that hangs down toward the back end of a horse's belly. Resembles something normally found behind the gearstick of a car, between the seats.
"Check the handbrake on the thoroughbred over there, I wouldn't like to get on the receiving end of that in a dark alley"
by l337 haxx0r October 05, 2005
The automotive equivalent of snowburn. Also a popular Electronic Arts videogame from the mid-1990s on the Sega Megadrive.
I was playing Road Rash the other day, then I went out to do the same on my motorbike, and got road rash.
by l337 haxx0r March 28, 2004
My girlfriend tried to give me a blow-job on the Vegas-Boston JetBlue, but her neck seized up and we got caught.
by l337 haxx0r December 06, 2004
v. To have anal sex
by l337 haxx0r April 03, 2004