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n. An asshat. One who is so utterly retarded, he isn't worth consideration nor definition. Hence I'm going to stop defining him now. Fucker.
Fuck you, you fucking fuckzoid
by l337 haxx0r April 11, 2004

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Red marks, blistering and bloody scratches that appear on your arm/hip/shoulder/chest after you eat shit after stacking it on a jump in the snowboard park. For best results wear a short-sleeved shirt whilst riding.
I just bailed out of a cab-360 and smashed onto the knuckle of that tabletop. Now I have fucking snowburn.
by l337 haXX0r March 22, 2004

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v. Synonym for 'forget it' - alternately 'don't worry about it'.

Literally: 'allow that to go ahead without our attention'

Now lau you, yeah?
Lau this website, it's a long ting

Lau work, I'm hungover
by l337 haXX0r May 04, 2004

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Snowboard specifically made for a female. EG Burton Feather / Feelgood / Chorus / Face, Palmer Touch, Ride Vista
That ho's got a fat bitchplank, shame she still can't land shit all
by l337 haXX0r March 18, 2004

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My cousin has fat cheeks. Man, he is gadoid filth
by l337 haXX0r July 18, 2003

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West London black term coined to describe a person or thing of questionable reputation or values, often dismissed by the mainstream and mainsteam culture.
Oi, you see dat bitch in Hippodrome las' night, chattin like she own the place, bitch is bait yeah?
by l337 haxx0r April 01, 2004

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The large appendage that hangs down toward the back end of a horse's belly. Resembles something normally found behind the gearstick of a car, between the seats.
"Check the handbrake on the thoroughbred over there, I wouldn't like to get on the receiving end of that in a dark alley"
by l337 haxx0r October 05, 2005

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