l.f.e's definitions

Ben

The kid at school that has a lot of acne, eats his eraser, picks his nose, & dances to old music. Ben doesn’t really have any friends due to being extremely socially awkward but doesn’t seem to mind. He doesn’t pay attention in class, so he has very bad grades but that doesn’t seem to bother him much either.

Ben is sitting in the back of the room, with earbuds in, dancing alone. I can hear the music, it sounds like The Beetle’s.

by l.f.e October 28, 2019

VSCO girls

VSCO girls are females that own crocs, vans, millions of scrunchies, a hydroflask, & metal straws. They usually wear oversized t-shirts & get Starbucks. Instead of laughing like a stable human being, they say “sksksksksksk” & when they want to be dramatic, or for literally no reason, they say, “and I-oop”. They post their “cute photos” on their favorite app, VSCO. They CLASSIFY themselves as VSCO girls & admit it. If they don’t admit it, they aren’t a true VSCO girl.

“VSCO girls were EVERYWHERE at my school when i came back from summer vacation.”

by l.f.e October 28, 2019

Karen

A white mom who spoils their kid & thinks they’re the shit. They tend to start unnecessary arguments & share their opinion (that no one agrees with) way to much. She is usually a soccer mom who gets mad when her son doesn’t do well or work hard enough in a game or at practice.

Karen: “Kathy, I hate to break it to you, but my son, John, is way better at soccer than your son, & you know that for a fact so stop cheering for him & acting like he’s good when he really isn’t.”

Karen: *at sons soccer game* “GOOD JOB SON!! YOU’RE A CHAMP! HOW BAD DO YOU WANT THIS WIN??”

by l.f.e October 29, 2019

Adrianna

Adrianna is a very popular girl. She’s pretty quiet all the time, & is only loud when she’s with her best friend out of school. She hates all her teachers for no reason & shows it by giving them dirty looks. She’s nice to everyone though & smiles to the people she knows in the hallways. Adrianna is sooo beautiful but doesn’t think so. She has a boyfriend most of the time & gets called a hoe a lot but she honestly doesn’t let it get to her. Fun facts about Adrianna: she’s close to her sister(s), she isn’t really athletic, she likes dying her hair, she’s a girly girl, she looks like a bitch but shes super nice.

Adrianna won’t go out without makeup on!!

by l.f.e November 3, 2019

Samantha

Samantha, often called Sammy or Sam for short, is a really funny, outgoing girl. She is athletic and enjoys joining new sports here and there. Samantha can be really dramatic at times, but not in a bad way. She is the girl that would do a dare or something to make people laugh even if it meant her getting in trouble. More than anything, Samantha loves her friends and starbucks. And yes, she is veryyyy basic.

"Samantha is on the field hockey, track, and basketball team."

by l.f.e November 3, 2019