tootsie hook

A synonym of the stinky pinky the tootsie hook is the act of fingering your sexual partner in the ass with one's pinky. A distant cousin of the finger blast, the tootsie hook works best on people with really tight assholes.

"That ass is so tight, I just wanna give it the tootsie hook."
"Before I anally penetrate, I like to start off with a really good tootsie hook."

by Kyle January 19, 2005

head

the bathroom,aplace to shit and piss

Damn i have to go to the head man.

by kyle April 28, 2003

government

Is a body of people usually notably ungoverned

The goverment can be misleading

by kyle May 21, 2004

schwopp

something really cool

just something i said one day.

That is schwopp!

by Kyle May 13, 2004

Bret Easton Ellis

Modern-day author who wrote sharp, amusing, depressing and sometimes very disturbing satires about superficial people. Notable mention of books centered on cocaine-fueled rich kids in Los Angeles, A yuppie serial killer, a male model etc. He wrote; Less than Zero, The Rules of Attraction, American Psycho, The Informers and Glamorama. I wish he would write more.

Bret Easton Ellis is (or was) great.

by Kyle January 29, 2005

shasty

to take a shit , or your junk ,

Oh shit i gotta turtle head pokin out im gonna take a shasty ,
you almost hit me in my shasty

by kyle November 21, 2004

halibut

Coolest motherfucker alive.

"Halibut is the coolest motherfucker alive."

"Stop being redundant."

by Kyle June 08, 2003