kyle's definitions

Bret Easton Ellis

Modern-day author who wrote sharp, amusing, depressing and sometimes very disturbing satires about superficial people. Notable mention of books centered on cocaine-fueled rich kids in Los Angeles, A yuppie serial killer, a male model etc. He wrote; Less than Zero, The Rules of Attraction, American Psycho, The Informers and Glamorama. I wish he would write more.

Bret Easton Ellis is (or was) great.

by Kyle January 29, 2005

belch

Farting out of your mouth.

My girlfriend belched! That bitch

by Kyle January 29, 2005

pud22

a small shrivled baby penis preferably canadians

little mikey was caught playing with his pud22 in the basement by jhis older brother Ben

by kyle March 13, 2005

On Dills

A phrasr used to describe when a gurl or dude is pressed on someone of the opposite sex, or, of the same sex, if necessary.

Damn John REALLY likes Sally.
Yea i know, John is on dills!

by Kyle October 25, 2004

hoda

participating in any sexual activity with object other than humans or any other living thing.

Matt is having hoda with the car seat.

by Kyle July 4, 2003

Bangin Justin

Well obviously "to bang" means to have sex with. "banging" is a term where someone is in the process of having sex. Justin is a common male name. Can also be for a female if your parents were on crack when you were born. So in the term "banging justin" you are in the process of having sex with justin. One situation where it would be difficult to bang justin would be when you are at your friends house with justin, your friend is home with one of there friends (4 people, stay with me), you and justin are on a couch, your other 2 friends are on the ground in front of the couch, and you are wearing a unitard.

Attention: This is a hypothetical situation. This event, even though thoughroughly described in detail, did not actually happen.

Save a drum, bang a justin.

by Kyle March 9, 2005

Ashton Kutcher

A guy that no matter how many women love him, no matter how pretty he is, no matter how many over-the-hill milfs he dates, will Never be able to act.

No ladies, we don't hate him because we're jealous. We hate him because he's a no-talent dumbass and we're sick of it. Y'know, the same reason you all hate Pamela Anderson.

Did you hear about the movie Cameron Crowe was set to direct, starring Kirsten Dunst? They gave Ashton an audition and he was so bad they never called him back. Absolutely true story, look it up yourself.

by Kyle September 7, 2004