kyle's definitions

dirty pete

When u take your penis and rub it in between the boobies.

Her tits were so nice i wanted to give her a dirty pete

by Kyle March 19, 2004

IL

(I) (L)augh
Defined as I Laugh
When something is funny and you want to say LOL, you can now say IL meaning I Laugh

dobe678: Your mom's funny
dersursine: IL

by Kyle November 18, 2004

Oregon

An economically-damaged state where many morons actually move in. Aren't they aware of Oregon's economy and how hard it is to get a job? An overall boring state that's probably good for snowboarders and skiers, but for everyone else, it really sucks. Don't move here. It's a state where boredom would eat away at you like a skin disease.

People say I should move to California. Maybe I'll take that under advisement.

by Kyle February 27, 2005

dallas cowboys

the best fucking team ever any one who thinks their not can blow my left nut!!5 super bowls no one has more what now fuckers? there gonna win another one pretty damn soon you can count on that! parcells is the best damn coach ever!!!!!!!!!!

The greastest of all, at the top, another level, untouchable

by kyle January 17, 2004

pwan

pussy whipped ass nigga...if you do every thing that your girlfriend tells you to do

jake you such a pwan for leaving use for your girl

by kyle June 24, 2004

KlumJohn

A half Klum half John, found only in the mid-west.

A Johnny and mike klum

by Kyle March 29, 2004

Duck

When a female "ducks" under a desk, table, or under the dashboard to give you head.

"Hey Marelle. Can I get a duck?"

by kyle May 12, 2004