Jimi Hendrix

The most amazing guitarist ever. He's one of those musicians you wish you could be as good as, but you never ever will.

Nobody is a better guitarist than Hendrix. Not even Eric Clapton

by Kyle February 26, 2005

squaty nacho

When you tit fuck a girl backwards (i.e. sitting on her face) and fart in her face.

"Dude, I was tit fuckin' a chick backwards last night and I blew a fart in her face! Squaty Nacho style."

by Kyle February 10, 2005

offshoring

When Asia, India, Pakistan, and all those gay third-world countries steal jobs from America. They are not as skilled as the Americans they stole the job from, and are too stupid to realize they are getting paid very little compared to Americans.

Offshoring sucks.

by Kyle May 17, 2004

Zub Zub

To imply acknowledgement,confirmation, and/or a request followed by immediate and unconditional agreement

Example 1.

Man 1: "hey dude, I'm downstairs."
Man 2: "Zub Zub"

Example 2.

Man 1: "you wanna' beer homie??"

Man 2: "Zub Zub"

by Kyle July 21, 2004

ohp

Abbreviation for Old Hick Productions

Ohp sure does suck shit, eh?

by Kyle March 12, 2003

Seattle

Like Portland, but bigger and with even worse weather. Overall, they both suck.

The Pacific Northwest blows.

by Kyle February 26, 2005

shit sniffer

A male homosexual. A faggot. A piece of shit.

John and Jack hold hands while walking down the street, they are shit sniffers.

by kyle August 24, 2003