kyle's definitions

if

1. The strongest word in the english dictionary.

2. Also I.F. Stands for index file

1. If... When, where, what, why, and who

2. We could look up the index file if we had a index file

by kyle June 1, 2004

AOL

The online paradise for pedophiles.

40 year old guy: I love AOL... love talking to the young boys. Or girls.. doesn't matter to me just as long as they're below 12.

by Kyle February 20, 2005

compulsive liar

A person who lies constantly in order to get attention.

"Dude, I banged 5 girls this weekend!"
"Our car flipped 5 times and all I got was this scratch!"
"I'm moving to Germany"

by Kyle March 24, 2005

penis wrinkle

an in sult or a malfuntoin of the male reprodutoin organ.

josh said....."look me in the eyes and keep a straight face".......penis wrinkle!

by kyle March 22, 2005

River Phoenix

Outstanding actor. And a great child actor as well. Unfortunately, his life ended from drug using in 1993. He was 23 years old. If he was still alive, he'd probably be one of the greatest actors of his generation.

His highlights include; Stand by Me, Running on Empty, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade and My Own Private Idaho (his best role).

River Phoenix, 1970-1993. RIP

by Kyle March 22, 2005

naperville

a stuck up rich town with nothing for teenagers to do.

"Hey you want to go to naperville"

"No way man, that place is full of anal grease!"

by Kyle February 29, 2004

Neon Dunes

Great; A great place to go.

Dude that site is sooo Neon Dunes!

by Kyle August 9, 2003