kyle's definitions

The Passion of the Christ

A psuedo-snuff film. It's an over two hour film of an endless torture sequence.

Me: I saw "The Passion of the Christ" on opening day. It was a two hour torture sequence.
Someone: Two hour torture? Talk about being perpetuating.

by Kyle February 19, 2005

Pacific Northwest

Oregon and Washington.

I live in the Pacific Northwest. Truthfully, it kinda sucks.

by Kyle February 19, 2005

Ft. Lauderdale

Pretty much Miami's close cousin, except Ft Lauderdale is cleaner and less crazy. If you want to relax on a cleaner beach, go to Ft. Lauderdale. But if you want a party zone, go to Miami.

Ft. Lauderdale is easily one of the best cities in Florida.

by Kyle February 19, 2005

Robert De Niro

One of the greatest and most respected actors of all time. He has been known for creating tough-guy roles or people that are borderline pychotic. Eventhough he's been picking crapola lately, he's still a great actor. He has been Oscar nominated several times but has one twice. (Best Actor for "Raging Bull" and Supporting for "The Godfather: Part II").

Goodfellas, Raging Bull, Taxi Driver... what more can you ask for

by Kyle February 19, 2005

AOL

The online paradise for pedophiles.

40 year old guy: I love AOL... love talking to the young boys. Or girls.. doesn't matter to me just as long as they're below 12.

by Kyle February 20, 2005

Ben Harper

Musician who has many different genres; folk, blues, rock, funk and now gospel. Technically, he's extremely talented. He has a nice sounding voice and his guitar playing is really something. As a songwriter, ehh, he's okay. Certainly no Bob Dylan, but who is, really? He could be some of the best things to happen in music the last 10 years.

Listen to "The Woman in You" and try to tell me that he sucks.

by Kyle February 20, 2005

Sideways

An Osar-nominated dramedy with Paul Giamatti. It's a road movie with humor and heart. It's a must-see and it's one of the best offerings of 2004 and the best independent feature to come out, also.

Let Thomas Haden Church take him his Oscar!!

by Kyle February 21, 2005