kyle's definitions

flug

my own, personal way, of substituting "fuck"

you really flugged up this time bitch

by kyle December 29, 2004

squizz

A squizz is a person who pretends he is straight, has a girlfriend, talks about boobies, but infact hides a secret homosexual lifestyle where he takes it up the ass like a little bitch that he really is.

That guy Jon, he is such a squizz. Last week I saw him necking some guy in town, his girlfriend has no clue.

by kyle January 2, 2005

Fowl Language

The use of fowls' names as insults or clever ways of cursing innocently.

COCK! I'm using my skills of "Fowl Language." TURKEY!!!

by Kyle January 2, 2005

Final Realms

Final Realms is a message board frequented by imbalanced people. Some noteworthy people who post there are a perverted Canadian, a guy from Indiana who has a strong desire to be liked, a guy who likes to start fires and Mr. Chris.

Also see Chris Martin.

Kyle: I'm gonna go post on www.finalrealms.com in a little while. You should join, Dave.
Dave: Final Realms is so bad-ass, I think I will.

by Kyle January 3, 2005

Canadians

Powerful, fearsome beasts, too simple to understand the French's evil designs.

Frenchie: Oh ho ho! We will get zeese Canadians to kill ze Americans.
Canadian: Me like to smash! Me smash now?

by Kyle January 3, 2005

emsybabes

Term used for a gorgeous girl who goes by the name of Emily or Emma.

"Whooaaa, check out emsybabes, she is fit as!"

by Kyle January 6, 2005

sputum

to cough up a spicy load of bukaki spue jiz

Kyle is suffering from sputum overload

by Kyle January 7, 2005