spank the planks

1 : to engage in or perform a dance
2 : to move or seem to move up and down or about in a quick or lively manner
transitive senses
1 : to perform or take part in as a dancer
2 : to cause to dance
3 : to bring into a specified condition by dancing

"Hey babe. Get your groove on. Let's go spank the planks."

by KWB March 14, 2005

butt pickle

1 usually offensive : a person affected with idiocy
2 : a foolish or stupid person

"Hey, butt pickle, shut yer yapper before I stick my foot up yer poop chute."

by KWB March 14, 2005

old man river

An insult for an elderly male.

"Shut up Old Man River, before I come over there and break your hip!"

by KWB March 14, 2005

opera bars

My late grandfather used to say this every time he belched -- as he belched.

When grandpa Walt belched, he'd say "opera bars."

by KWB March 14, 2005

mud whiste

Have no idea what this means. Jack Black used it to refer to Jason Alexander in the movie "Shallow Hal."

"Hey, mud whistle, I'm headed out with Rosie. Catch you later."

by KWB March 14, 2005

griz

An athlete or team affiliated with the University of Montana Grizzlies.

Everyone in Missoula, Montana has a stupid bumper sticker that says "Go Griz!"

by KWB March 14, 2005

depot dike

A lesbian who is employed by Home Depot. Hair is typically worn in a "mullet" or parted in the middle and feathered on the sides. Occassionally depot dikes are undistinguishable from their male co-workers. They typically work in the garden or paint department, or as cashiers. Very proficient with power tools and fork lifts.

"Today I saw a really handsome depot dike at Home Depot. It showed me how to repair the flapper on my crapper."

by KWB March 14, 2005