kwb's definitions

old man river

An insult for an elderly male.

"Shut up Old Man River, before I come over there and break your hip!"

by KWB March 14, 2005

griz

An athlete or team affiliated with the University of Montana Grizzlies.

Everyone in Missoula, Montana has a stupid bumper sticker that says "Go Griz!"

by KWB March 14, 2005

butt pickle

1 usually offensive : a person affected with idiocy
2 : a foolish or stupid person

"Hey, butt pickle, shut yer yapper before I stick my foot up yer poop chute."

by KWB March 14, 2005

gopher peeking

When you have to crap so bad it feels like you literally have a gopher peeking out your sphincter. Not to be confused with it's cousin, the "frightened turtle."

"I'll be back in a minute. I've got a gopher peeking."

by KWB March 14, 2005

mud whiste

Have no idea what this means. Jack Black used it to refer to Jason Alexander in the movie "Shallow Hal."

"Hey, mud whistle, I'm headed out with Rosie. Catch you later."

by KWB March 14, 2005

opera bars

My late grandfather used to say this every time he belched -- as he belched.

When grandpa Walt belched, he'd say "opera bars."

by KWB March 14, 2005

clapback

basically a comeback, most likely pumped with attitude, sass and or shade.

he called her ratchet! you should have heard the clapback oh jesus.

by kwb August 19, 2013