EnGuarde!

French expression with the meaning "Guard position". Said before a sword or fistfight.

EnGuarde, ros bif

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

Pretty vacant

One who is absent minded

Also a sex pistols song.

We're pre-tty,


Pretty va-cant.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

do you want a medal for that?

(Sarcastic idiom) When a grunt, that is, someone lower or equal to your standing, loudly expells massive braggadocio about a rudimentary action they have taken and succeeded in (or an action that the party using this idiom wishes to denounce as simple and childish), this phrase is brought out to denounce thier "crowning achievement".

A: I can run a mile in 5 minutes, swim the english channel, run accross africa in six weeks, bench 300 lbs, shoot a squirrels' eye from a half a mile, KO a bull in one punch and...

B: So what? You're a fag, do you want a medal for that too?

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 07, 2004

steal ones' thunder

(v.) To steal ones' thunder is to draw attention and publicity that should go to someone else to another cause without prior warning.

At the live aid concert, Queen stole everyones' thunder. WE WILL, WE WILL ROCK YOU!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 03, 2004

Jamaica's got a bobsled team

Pop-culture phrase loudly exclaimed after one (or a group) achieves something which the person or group was unsure of completing. To be sung in a forced Jamaican accent, see ja-fake-an

Cool Runnings.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

fishook

In a fight, a person may attempt to get his finger in the other person's mouth and tear along their cheek, thus causing the other party to submit.

Johnny took a wrong turn in trying to bite Mac's finger off when Mac fishooked him.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

Total War

War where winning is at any cost

The seven years war, world wars

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004