Definitions by kung-fu jesus

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir 

voulez=will
vous=you
coucher= to sleep
avec=with
moi=me
ce=this
soir=evening

*it should be noted that ce soir can be better translated as 'tonight'


Due to the directness of this phrase, it will never work on females. You might as well say 'baise-moi' (fuck me). Usually, this is said by americans on trips to europe who aren't used to handling any beverage with more than 0.2% alcohol

A: heeeeyyy
B: you're drunk, leave me alone
A: voulez-vous couch...
*kick in the balls*

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir by kung-fu jesus August 17, 2004

austropudlia

Apparantly, a communist superstate. A mix of austrian and liverpudlian. More info at austropudlia.cjb.net

austropudlia is owned by pimp michael

austropudlia by kung-fu jesus August 17, 2004

coconuts

euphemism for breasts.

big ones, small ones, some as big as your head.

coconuts by kung-fu jesus August 17, 2004

straight to dvd 

(adj.) A movie that was such a turkey it skipped cinema and went straight to dvd in some countries.

Swept away went straight to dvd in most countries after it bombed in the us.

straight to dvd by Kung-fu Jesus August 15, 2004

straight to video 

The old way of saying straight to dvd.

Anyone who still says this is usually made fun of for being stuck in 1997, or whatever year it was dvd players came out.

straight to video by Kung-fu Jesus August 15, 2004

the butcher boy 

(n.) Odd film about an Irish boy who works in a abatoir and kills people, whilst talking to the virgin mary, his dead father and some pigs. Can be found lying around in EVERY video rental shop in the united kingdom.

I watched the butcher boy a few years ago. It's still crap.

the butcher boy by Kung-fu Jesus August 15, 2004

get in my belly 

"I want to eat you". Said in a scotch accent.

fat bastard: get in my belly!

get in my belly by Kung-fu Jesus August 15, 2004