kung-fu jesus's definitions

mongoloid

(n.) Someone from southern or eastern asia according to a now obsolete racial classification. The name is given, probably as a result of genghis khan's mongol empire, which saw mongols breed with the natives of most asian races/tribes. The key factors in deciding whether a skull is mongoloid or not lie in the eyes and nose.

Most Chinese, Japanese and Koreans were once called 'mongoloid'.

caucasoid
negroid
austroloid

by kung-fu jesus September 7, 2004

hey, it's the pie fucker!

Phrase to annoy Jason Biggs. He dislikes it because it ignores his other movies such as loser, boys and girls etc.

It always come back to that stupid pie. I'm haunted by it.


Dude... you stuck your dick in a pie....

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

empire

Any kingdom or demi-democracy that encompasses people of multiple races (by ruling thier area, NOT by immigration) all accountable to a central government where one person takes the title of emporer.

* Abyssinian Empire ( - 1974)
* Akkadian Em­pire
* American Em­pire (1898-)
* Arabian E­mpire
* Athenian Empi­re
* Austro-Hungarian Emp­­ire (-1918)
* Aztec E­­mpire (1375-1521)
* Brazilian E­mpire (1822 - 1889)
* British Emp­­i­­re (1066-1997)
* British Raj (1858 - 1947) (Imperial: 1877 - 1947)
* Byzantine Emp­­­­ire (-1453)
* Central African E­­­­­mpire (1977 - 1979)
* Chinese Em­­pire
* Danish colonial empire
* French Empire(1804-1815, 1853-1871)
* French colonial empire
* German Empire(1871-1918)
* German colonial empire (1884 - 1918)
* Ghaznavid Empire
* Gupta Empire
* Haitian Empire (1804 - 1806)
* Holy Roman Empire (843–1806)
* Incan Empire (1200-1533)
* Japanese Empire (-1945)
* Khmer Empire (802 - 1462)
* Kongo Empire
* Korean Empire ( - 1919)
* Macedonian Empire
* Magadhan Empire
* Majapahit Empire
* Mexican Empire (1822 - 1823, 1864 - 1867)
* Mogul Empire
* Mongol Empire (1206-1405)
* Persian Empire
* Portuguese Empire
* Roman Empire (31 B.C.–476 A.D.)
* Russian Empire ( - 1917)
* Ottoman Empire (1281-1923)
* Sassanian Empire (224 - 651)
* Serbian Empire
* Seleucid Empire
* Spanish Empire (1492-1898)
* Swedish Empire
* Teotihuacano Empire
* Vietnamese Empire ( - 1945)

by Kung-fu Jesus July 29, 2004

bread and butter

(n.) One's trade, proffession or other means of earning.

a little bird told me that sucking cock is your bread and butter

by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

holy crap.lions! tours

(n.) A tours company specialising in finding lions and tigers, only in kenya.

Where can you see lions? Only in kenya.


See Kenya, forget norway

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 14, 2004

convertable yellow saab

(n.) a product that could only be made successfully by one company (usually with a reputation in the market for such things), that would trounce any imitations of it, unless these imitations had near ten times the budget.

A convertable yellow saab is a good example.


The Ferrari 250 GTO was also a good example. The GT40 cost ten times a 250 gto.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

combat box

(n.) A formation of powerful warships in a tight formation around merchant vessels. Can also be applied to people movement on any level, such as walking, on bikes, driving etc.

In World War II the combat box method was shown to be flawed when U boats would sail under the outer warships and closely attack the merchant vessels.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004