Woman (possiblynamed Kirsty): You're a bum, you're a punk!
Man (possibly with weird teeth): You're an old slut on junk! Lying there almost dead on that drip in that bed!
Woman: You sumbag, you maggot, you cheap, lousy faggot, happy christmas your arse, pray to God it's our last!
Man (possibly with weird teeth): You're an old slut on junk! Lying there almost dead on that drip in that bed!
Woman: You sumbag, you maggot, you cheap, lousy faggot, happy christmas your arse, pray to God it's our last!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 03, 2004
Psycho bitch is a buttslut who enjoys the company of her poop chute fanatic father. She even had an ass baby with him. See incest
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
(n.) A bar that goes across the steerin wheel of a car, preventing the wheel from being turned unless the lock is unlocked.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004
A favour given to a powerful (deciding) party, in exchange for some degree of immunity from thier wrath or a decision altered in thier favour.
Performing "favours"
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 04, 2004
(n.) One who lives ouitside the law, using his or her own morals or religious experience as guidance.
(v.) To declare illegal
(v.) To declare illegal
Robin hood was an outlaw, as were the early christians in the roman empire
After allowing his chance to become the discoverer of cocaine pass him by, Sigmund Freud was a little pleased at the global decision to outlaw it, meaning he had lost less than he had expected.
After allowing his chance to become the discoverer of cocaine pass him by, Sigmund Freud was a little pleased at the global decision to outlaw it, meaning he had lost less than he had expected.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 19, 2004
(n.) Her Majesty's custom and excise, who control most of British taxation, and really don't give a shit that it's too much, so shut up and pay, you working class daily star and the sun readers who bitch about the government.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 06, 2004
Island country off the east coast of southern Africa that later joined with tanzania. Often used for comparisons to things that the speakers know little about. This is possibly because no-one seems to know where the fuck this island is.
Tell me what's your favourite dish?
I'm not gonna cook It but I'll order it from zanzibar!
--Tenacious D, Fuck her gently.
I'm not gonna cook It but I'll order it from zanzibar!
--Tenacious D, Fuck her gently.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004