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separate the sheep from the goats

(v.) To divide the workers into two categories- those who want to work, and those who don't. Similar expressions include separate the men from the boys, separate the men from the mice.
I'll need some good workers, and some bad workers. Can you separate the sheep from the goats for me? The sheep will serve as a distraction to our competitors while we get down to business.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 5, 2004
mugGet the separate the sheep from the goatsmug.

Mosh pit

(Idiom noun) Where the little linkin park kiddies with girlfriends bigger than they are start to hump eachother and get hurt. They pretend these wounds were inflicted by some big fight. The truth is, that if anyone who is not some ghey little nu-metal fan gets in the pit, they knock the living shit out of everyone, including the scrawney singers, security and road crew.
The mosh pit is the dumbest fucking idea ever. It is for people too cowardly to get in a real fight. The pit sucks my dingdong.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004
mugGet the Mosh pitmug.

Gran Bretagne

J'habite a Gran Bretagne.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
mugGet the Gran Bretagnemug.

c/d

Carried down
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
mugGet the c/dmug.

date-rape

Date rape is achieved by pressurising the victim into drinking copius amounts of alcohol or giving them a spiked drink (drug of choise for spiking is typically rohypnol) and with the victim in a state of intoxication, the attacker will have unconsented sex with his victim.
The source of psycho bitch's anger and racism was because a Kenyan named Dobi date-raped her.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
mugGet the date-rapemug.

Reichstag

The symbol of Germany democracy, burned down in the thirties. A dutch communist in the building that night was executed for the burning down, but it was beneficial to the new nazi government in permanent postponement of democracy.
It is unclear who burned down the reichstag; The nazis; Communist parties; Van der Lubbe?
by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004
mugGet the Reichstagmug.

adrenaline music

Music which stimualtes the adrenaline glands. Typical examples will include techno/dance/heavy metal/some gangsta rap. Driving to this sort of music will cause carelessness.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
mugGet the adrenaline musicmug.

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