The 1-series is is BMW for the idiots who who also buy an A-class Merc. Namely, posers who can't afford a real car.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 09, 2004
a)A motor-driven spiked chain. Can range in size from a couple of inches to several metres. The chain moves at a high speed, and with great power. It can do the work of a manual saw in a fifth of the time.
b) to use a) to destroy something.
b) to use a) to destroy something.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
Phrase to remind people that the most determining factor in the price of a house is the location. The property itself can be build on, extended, knocked into the next property etc.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004
One of the very few bands that can't really be accused of 'selling out' by anyone who expects thier allegations to be taken seriously. Could be called the origianal rap-metal band?
You're perfect, yes, it's true
But without me you're only you
Your menstruating heart
It ain't bleedin' enough for two
It's a midlife crisis...
But without me you're only you
Your menstruating heart
It ain't bleedin' enough for two
It's a midlife crisis...
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
The former name of Disneyland Paris. Thought to be a large albatross, a proverbial lead balloon. Due to high prices and bad reviews, Europe's largest theme park turned out to be disney's biggest disaster. It took some time to get the image and prices on track. In 1999, Disney announed that they had broken even...after six years of losing money. Eurodisney has yet to announce whther the loss sustained until 1999 has been recouperated, but it shall be stated soon that the project has entirely broken even.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
(n.) An ex-boyfriend of your mothers trying to bum his poor-ass into your house by claiming to be your father.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 07, 2004
A finance lease is where a loaned asset is (in most cases) pimped to one party for the useful lifetime of it.
In the accounts of business, it is recorded much the same as a hire-purcase agreement. It is reocrded in the balance sheet (as at <date>) as the cost of the fixed asset (excluding interest) less the provision for dep'n. It is also recorded in the trading profit and loss account (for year ended <date>) as interest due for the year and the dep'n.
The balance sheet also record finance leasing as a liability for future payments (excluding intrest), see accruals, shared betwixt current liabilities and long-term liabilities.
In the accounts of business, it is recorded much the same as a hire-purcase agreement. It is reocrded in the balance sheet (as at <date>) as the cost of the fixed asset (excluding interest) less the provision for dep'n. It is also recorded in the trading profit and loss account (for year ended <date>) as interest due for the year and the dep'n.
The balance sheet also record finance leasing as a liability for future payments (excluding intrest), see accruals, shared betwixt current liabilities and long-term liabilities.
We have secured a finance lease.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004