your kids

When someone is too old to be insulted by "yo mama", simply give them "yo kids". This sends people into a towering rage, especially, if you happen to be sleeping with thier daughter.

Girlfriend's dad: I'm gonna ream yo ass!

Gumba: Your daughter! Last Tuesday when she was supposed to be shopping!

GFD: AAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH! DIIIEE!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

agua sin gas

Still water, as it would be ordered in southern Spain.

Agua sin gas, por favore.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

edutainment

Combining education and entertainment to teach children. usually accomplishes neither, since the two are complete opposites.

Education is not entertaining.

by kung-fu jesus September 22, 2004

Concrete Donkey

First appearing as one of the eight hidden weapons in Worms 2, the concrete donkey is a large donkey cemented in itself that mysteriously falls from the sky from a selected point on the map. It then drills vertically by bounching and destroying the eart beneath it until it falls into the sea. Possibly the most damaging weapon in the series, unlike the disappointing nuclear test, which just sinks the ground a little while playing the French national anthem, and those godawful herds of cows. The sheep bomb is good though.

EE-OOR!


Comp1 is an ex-worm
comp4 is no more
comp3 hit the drink
comp2 is an ex-worm

Team Gumba wins!

Player one advances to the next level.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

dep'n

Depreciation. This abbreviation is acceptable for external (financial) accounting purposes, and is legally acceptable. Pronounced as a mixture of the abbr. and the full word.

See operating lease or finance lease

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

I'm too sexy

Early 90's song by right said Fred. Very funny to dance to, even if you aren't female or gay.

I'm too sexy for Milan, too sexy for Milan, too sexy for Milan, New York and Japan.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 03, 2004

water off a duck's back

An insult that rolls off you like water off a duck's back is one that is ignored.

Sometimes you need to let things roll off you like water off a ducks back.

I read some of your posts and, to be honest with you, it seems like you kind of go out of your way to invite a confrontation just so you can convince yourself that you have a leg to stand on.

So far I do not see your name being assigned as mod and I found your posts to be difficult to read as there is a lack of cohesion to your messages.

Secondly, if you do not want people spamming then you would be well advised to follow your own advice and stop making numerous off topic posts.

Look, I get a bit miffed too when people respond in the manner this "Hog" guy did but at the same time sometimes you just have to view people like him as you would an ill behaved 2 year old.

But..it would be to your benefit as well as others if you do not purposely invite confrontations like that. It is called a "set up" and is almost at the bottom of the ethics scale.

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Black Waltz #6™
Black Waltz #6 Apr 20, 2004



NOTE: Butt-waltz is still a faggot.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004