thalidomide comedian

(n.) One who makes fun of others' disabilities. When the TC sees a person in a wheelchair, they get behind them and push them into the road. Often wear tight 70's clothes and use 70's colloquialisms, and racist terms. Always skinny.
"Look at that old nigger in the wheelchair..." said Joe, the local thalidomide comedian, just before throwing his burger at him.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 09, 2004
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kicking a cow to move it

(v.) To take a rash course of action that will not achieve one's goals within the time limit, yet be extremely costly, as with eurocratic ideas. Cows do not move when kicked, but it does hurt one's foot.
The eurocrat was kicking a cow to move it..
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 07, 2004
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this is spinal tap

☼ ?Š ↨ - ) 4 ?˜ ‼ hury up
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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sup?

"What's up?", as in "how are you" or "what's on your mind?"
The pound against the dollar? The euro against the yen?
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
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[]

A badly drawn square...how un-tarantino.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004
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gay

The word gay has maintained three main functions throughout the twentieth century, namely


(adj.) Happy, jolly.

later,

(n.) a homosexual male (and also sometimes used for a female) who is happy (gay) with thier sexual orientation.


(adj.) or (v.) to be or act gay, to do something stupid, taking the second definition as an insult, usually to a hetrosexual, especially a homophobe or one wary of homosexual men under the (might I add wrong) impression that the male wishes to bugger them.
a) "...those were gay old times...."-Mr Burns

b)

A: "I hear that John is gay, is that true?"

B: "No, he's just a pink pretender out for the ladies..."

c) "Dude, eating your snot is soooo gay"

"Yo mama likes the gay man" "STFU"


"You're gay, gayboy" "You're the gaylord"

"That dog is gay"


"Look at that gay sodomite over there"


etcetera...
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 07, 2004
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HM customs & excise

(n.) Her Majesty's custom and excise, who control most of British taxation, and really don't give a shit that it's too much, so shut up and pay, you working class daily star and the sun readers who bitch about the government.
HM customs & excise will amalgamate themselves with the Inland Revenue in a few years.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 06, 2004
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