kung-fu jesus's definitions

secret police

(n.) In dictatorial countries, secret police were used to maintain order and arrest political opponents. They were given all power to be brutal and kill anyone who disobeyed them.

The secret police are after you, turk.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

penis pie

The favourite dish of SEPHlROTH

seffy loves the cock.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

milked the cow

(v.) Past-tense of milking the cow.

This person has milked the cow enough, now we shall reduce thier pay.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

the mank

(adj.) Worst on show. Dirty and disgusting.

He got his arse out and there was all this hair coming from the crack. 'Twas the mank!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004

de facto

(adj.) Exerting strength without official obligation.

English is the de facto language of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, but gaelic languages are used in many parts. This is so those "not frum rownd ere are ya?" don't know when people are going to rape a sheep. See welsh or wales

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

girl thing

Any concept which alienates and confuses males.

Shoes, handbags, crying...it's a girl thing.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004

Europower

(n.) One of the main economies of Europe. This does not include duchies, principalities or struggling nations. Europowers were the heads of now collapsed colonial empires that still occupy the overwhelming majority of places on the league of most powerful economies.

France, UK, Germany, Spain, Portugal, The Netherlands, Italy, Austria etc.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004