1070 definitions by kung-fu jesus

caught red handed

Caught in the act of rule breaking

I was caught red handed fucking a fiveteen year old

by kung-fu jesus June 15, 2004

no man's land

In WWI, the 100 yards or so between the trenches of each side was littered with dead bodies. Anyone who enterd here would stand a high chance of getting shot by either side.

No man's land was an area where people were sure to get shot to death.

by kung-fu jesus April 16, 2004

Game of death

(n.) Bruce Lee's uncompleted master piece. Features nunchucku fights, cool martial arts, and a face off between 7ft2in 267 pound giant "Kareem Jabbar Abdul" and his out-of-studio teacher, Bruce Lee. When filming the final showdown, Bruce and Kareem were moving faster than the camera could film, so they had to slow down. Make sure you don't watch the inferior "Bruce Li", which features mainly his latter-day stunt double.

Game of Death r0xxx0R2 j00 boxxx0R2!

by kung-fu jesus May 4, 2004

break-even point

(n.) the level of output at which all costs are equal to revenue. There is niether profit nor a loss.

We make 500 cars a day and sell them for £10,000 each. The cost of making 500 cars in one day is £500,000 so we make no profit and no loss.

by kung-fu jesus May 3, 2004

sickle cell

A form of hereditary anemia that causes the red blood cells to stop functioning, causing lethargy. For the most part, only occurs in black peoples.

I'm running fast! Fast FAST! Shit, here comes the sickle cell. My running days are over, time to get back to the TV and welfare, hehe. :P

by kung-fu jesus April 30, 2004

flame warrior

One who starts fights over the internet by delivering a flame or burn. A list of flame warriors is obtainable at:


winternet.com/~mikelr/flame1.html

On the flame warrior list, I rank under evil clown

(winternet.com/~mikelr/flame35.html)

by kung-fu jesus April 17, 2004

breathed his last

Shorthand for "Breathed his last breath". Basically, died.

He let out a cry and breathed his last.

by kung-fu jesus April 30, 2004