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Definitions by kung-fu jesus

your kids 

When someone is too old to be insulted by "yo mama", simply give them "yo kids". This sends people into a towering rage, especially, if you happen to be sleeping with thier daughter.
Girlfriend's dad: I'm gonna ream yo ass!

Gumba: Your daughter! Last Tuesday when she was supposed to be shopping!

GFD: AAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH! DIIIEE!
your kids by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

love you and leave you

To only hang around with someone for so long that you can only say hello and settle for some basic conversation.
Alright, I'm going to have to love you and leave you or else I'll be late for the meeting this afternoon.

we will rock you 

By Queen, 1978.



The ultimate war song!
Buddy you're a boy make a big noise
Playin' in the street gonna be a big man some day
You got mud on yo' face
You big disgrace
Kickin' your can all over the place
Singin'

We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you

Buddy you're a young man hard man
Shoutin' in the street gonna take on the world some day
You got blood on yo' face
You big disgrace
Wavin' your banner all over the place
Singin'

We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you

Buddy you're an old man poor man
Pleadin' with your eyes gonna make you some peace some day
You got mud on your face
You big disgrace
Somebody better put you back in your place

We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you

souped-up 

Given power that was not intended for it to have.
souped-up by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
Let's souped up our car/bike/washing machine.
soup-up by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

find yourself another piece of the action 

You're dumped. The origin is from a GNR song- You're crazy.
1: You know what, bitch?

2: What, lame motherfucker?

1: You better find yourself another piece of the action.

the fuck of your young life 

Said to a person under thirty by a much older person, this is said before or after (never during) intercourse as an insult to the younger person's experience.
I'm the fuck of your young life.


She'd be the fuck of your young life.