big fat pile of wank

(adj.) objectionable, economic with the truth.


Literally, the seminal fluid produced after masturbation. See wank.

What that liberal politician said was a big fat pile of wank.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 01, 2004

at best

When describing in a negative light, is followed by a negative description.

At best, your car has steerling trouble.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004

bare knucle fighting

No eye gouges, no nut-cracking, no gloves. Where all the former school-bullies take eachother on in a game of human cockfighting.

Gumba shall enter some bare knuckle fighting competitions.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

a slap in the face

(n.) A situation where a mighty powers' will has been denied.

Germanys' re-armament was a slap in the face for the Treaty of Versaille members, although they chose to do nothing about it.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 14, 2004

Highlander

One from the United Kingdom territory of Scotland (the highlands, see highland). Also a movie with famed highlander, Sean Connery.

Alrigh laddy, whe thi highlander!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 03, 2004

ruskie

(n.) One of Russian nationality, extended sometimes to include former soviet union states such as the Ukraine

Contrary to what some people think, the word 'ruskie' or 'rusky' was not coined during the cold war, but the crimean war in which the Ottomans fought Russia, later joined by France and the United Kingdom.


Fun fact: The Crimean campaign was the only war France won in the 19th century; the beggining of the french military victories joke

by Kung-fu Jesus July 17, 2004

off the pace

(adj.) Behind the leader

You are ten seconds off the pace, hurry up!

by kung-fu jesus August 20, 2004