kung-fu jesus's definitions

dogs of war

The weapons of war. As in 'unleash the dogs of war'.

I unleashed the dogs of war on that toilet last night, said Janice curry eater

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

the weakest link

Popular television gameshow origianally shown on the BBC and presented by Anne Robinson. Later shown in many other countries. It was made popular not by the contestants voting eachother off to land just one with the money, but also that instead of being cheery, the presenter kept a stern face and questioned the intelligence of the contestants.


When they were voted off one-by-one, she would say "You are the weakest link, Good-bye."

"A chain is only as strong as its weakest link, and that seems to be you.."

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

credit card

a) A plastic card that allows you credit from a large company to buy things. This is to given back at the end of each month. Unfortunately, failure to pay results in interest.

b) A piece of hose and a bucket. Those hose is slipped into the fuel tank of a vehicle, and someone sucks out the fuel into the bucket. It is so-called because it is a way of "paying for fuel". A credit card or cash is needed to buy fuel, and here a "credit card" is the method.

a) cut up your credit cards and lock up your daughters.


b) here's a "credit card", but some fuel from the owner of that Ford.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

bombastic optimism

(n.) An unbelievable self confidence and sense of self-worth.

Churchill gave the British people bombastic optimism in the face of the nazis, which allowed them to ignore Lord Halifax, and continue survive the bombing raids of WWII.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 21, 2004

British weather

(adj.) bad unless you're used to it, in which case you like it.

170 of rainy bliss per year, marred by 52 days of summer sun. Oh well.


Fun fact: Despite having the lowest number of useable days in Europe, Britain has more convertable cars (by percentage) than any other european country.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

sean paul

A more convincing than average wigger.

Nobody noticed that sean paul has white skin, because he just mumbles about shit through his songs and only duets with black artisits or people that look like street hoes.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 22, 2004

Attempting to be funny and random

Excessive talk of pie and goat, as well as the other words mentioned in previous definitions. The hobby of pseudo-intellectuals.

Person: What do you think of Iraq

Kid: Pie. Pie is what I think

Other kid: LOLOL! I also fink pie and goatpie

Kid: *links to goatse* that is what I think


Person: Stop attempting to be funny and random

by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004