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trigonometry

(n.) A set of mathematical rules that enable one to find the angles of a triangle from one other angle and the length of sides, or vice versa. Operates with the help of sine, cosine and tangent (which are actually ratios, but since kids nowdays have scientific calculators nobody cares), and is used in the real world for measuring the height of a structure without expensive equipment. See also cosine rule and pythagoras' threorum
Trigonometry was the highlight of my day....


Okay, what's the hypotenuse again? And we have the opposite aswell? So what do we use now? Sine, cosine, tangent?
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
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pop culture

A contraction for "popular culture", this is more or less a colection of cult movie qoutes, figures and dirty jokes that have been found funny by audiences worlwide, now crucified by over-use from teenagers and fat people with greasy T-shirts. The pop culture killers have typically seen just about every movie you've ever heard of and know all the qoutes. They will worship the sources of thier material as if they were some religious book. Deeply offended when criticised, and will use insults from thier movie collection.
Ezekiel 25:17 was cool until the kiddies started watching Pulp Fiction and everyone knew it.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
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braggart

Many people on this website, particularly those who make definitions of thier own country (See south Korea) are braggarts.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
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cockroach

(n.) A pest-bug with an ability to rebound from danger, and famous for being a sign of a dirty house, and being able to withstand a nuclear war.


Similarly, it can refer to an annoying human who seems to be indestructable, yet annoying to those who don't have the ability to annoy themselves.
Dis man, he is a cock-a-roach.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
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gun down

(v.) To shoot someone with a firearm. This term came into coinage in the British tabloids in the 1960s, and world war I before that (where it was mainly military speak for a machine gunner, see b))
a) The paramilitrist said he was going to gun down a politician.

b) You don't want to go through that gap, there's a gun down in there.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
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gun it

(v.) To push with full force. Most commonly used to say sprint (whether person, racehorse or car). The likely origin of this could be a starter pistol, although the fact that a bullet leaves a gun at full speed and never slacks seems more probable.
I've got to gun it to catch the next train to Scotland!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
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sing

(v.) To use one's vocal chords to make musical tones.


What most tv talent show contestants cannot do very well.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
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