Freddy two thumbs

Someone who is always using there thumbs texting on there phone
Did you see that guy?
Ya, he's definitely a Freddy two thumbs.
by kstan34 August 08, 2010
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dusty muffin

an old dried up vagina that hasn't been used in quite some time.
by kstan34 July 15, 2010
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Dick seizure

the way your penis feels during and after ejaculation.
My cock went crazy when I had my dick seizure and came last night.
by kstan34 May 24, 2010
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squinted

last night we got so squinted I couldn't see.
by kstan34 July 17, 2010
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