kryton's definitions

conkers

slang for shit,,

back in a minute mate, im off to drop some conkers :)

by kryton August 18, 2003

beetle bonnet

the vulvic mound

can i have a look at your beetle bonnet please luv??

by kryton August 18, 2003

otter

a bobbing turd

when i went to drop the kids off at the pool there was a otter staring up at me

by kryton August 18, 2003

trolleys

underwear

she dropped her trolleys and her minge stank of kippers!!!!

by kryton August 18, 2003

skids

brown stains in your underpants from having a runny arse, or not wiping correct, or just doing lots of wet farts

when dave got changed for p.e. i noticed he had humungous skids in his trolleys

by kryton August 18, 2003

cigar fish

a turd

i was swimming in the sea when a cigar fish came up to me

by kryton August 18, 2003

tec

n.
1. TECSATAN, _G0d_; faggot, loser, lame hacker-wannabe

tec is lame there is no other example for it.

by KrYtOn May 13, 2003