14 definitions by krispy
by krispy July 16, 2004
(Full name) The Temple of Javaism
The Java equilvalant of Judaism. Javaism does indeed have a savior, so it is much different then Judaism but the aforementioned phrase still remains true. Javaism's God has three parts.
Father- Lord Gosling
Son - Josh Hennessey
Spirit - Javas Christ
All are supple names for the Javac God.
The religion was founed by a Bovellian named Dennis. A Zuppe or Zoop is also involved as well as Josh Hennessey himself. Another unidentified being has aided in the contstruction of this religion but it currently undefined at the time.
One who practices Javaism is called a Jav.
Javaism has just found its roots but already a conspiracy has spawned. That a Bovellian may be using it as a ploy for world dominatoin. The validity of this rumor is undecided.
The Java equilvalant of Judaism. Javaism does indeed have a savior, so it is much different then Judaism but the aforementioned phrase still remains true. Javaism's God has three parts.
Father- Lord Gosling
Son - Josh Hennessey
Spirit - Javas Christ
All are supple names for the Javac God.
The religion was founed by a Bovellian named Dennis. A Zuppe or Zoop is also involved as well as Josh Hennessey himself. Another unidentified being has aided in the contstruction of this religion but it currently undefined at the time.
One who practices Javaism is called a Jav.
Javaism has just found its roots but already a conspiracy has spawned. That a Bovellian may be using it as a ploy for world dominatoin. The validity of this rumor is undecided.
by krispy April 1, 2005
by krispy February 28, 2004
"Just give it up man, she's not interested in you."
"You'd better give it up, unless you're rollin' for a bitch-slap."
"You'd better give it up, unless you're rollin' for a bitch-slap."
by krispy February 29, 2004
by krispy January 19, 2003
by krispy February 28, 2004