saxaphone

The saxaphone, a family of instruments containing the alto saxaphone and others. It is most accuratly defined as a loud car horn that will produce multiple pitches. Some people believe that this family of instruments is capable of playing music, but anyone who has ever heard the terrible instrument will tend to disagree with that.

It is a noun, and often abriviated as the "sax."
Quit honkin' that saxaphone youngster! I was tryin' to get me some sleep!
by Konrad July 28, 2004
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basilisk

1. A mythotical serpent that could bring death with a breath or a glance. Its hissing could drive all other serpents away.

2. Any of the various tropical lizards characterized with a crest on the head, back, tail, and the ability to run on the hind legs.

3. A form of the serpentine, a gunpowder siege engine/canon.

4. Any ATV, Jet ski, or single person vehicle converted to war use and usually equipped with guns.
The basilisk supposovly killed our explorers with a glance.

The basilisk type lizards can run short distances on their hind legs.

The basilisk inflicted heavy damage on the city's walls.

The war basilisks were piloted by skilled soldiers and quickly overcame all of the outer defences.
by konrad August 21, 2003
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hot car

When a driver of the opposite sex as the passenger calibrates the heat settings in an automobile to full heat output, and positions all blowers to point in the general direction of the passenger.

Hot car is successfully reached when the occupant claims, "My skin is burning". Attempts by the passenger to re-calibrate heat settings to a more comfortable level is met with a sturdy slap on the hand.
"That bitch whined about being cold so I pulled a hot car on her."
by Konrad May 13, 2004
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instrument

A piece of equipment used to produce music.
Dude, a saxaphone isn't an instrument.
by Konrad July 28, 2004
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coconut

The act of hitting someone ontop of their head, then saying Coconut out loud. Must be done when the is not expecting it or is just being an asshole
Jimmy just gave tommy a damn good coconut for spitting in his milk
by Konrad April 10, 2005
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sax

The noun "sax" can refer to the entire saxaphone family of not-so-musical instruments, and generally refers to the most common "sax", that being the alto saxaphone. It was abbriviated in order to not be so long as to confuse the already-addled minds of those who actually enjoy playing the instrument.
"If you honk that sax one more time, I'ma gonna take it and throw it in the bay!"
by Konrad July 28, 2004
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Juxta

jux*ta a 1 : rad 2: awesome 3: balls to the wall 4: boss 5: etc.
Dude, that guitar is fuckin' juxta!

Note: can also be used as a personal compliment. (ie. Dude, you're so fuckin' juxta. -or- What's up, juxta?)
by Konrad February 27, 2004
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