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off tha hook

Lowered punishement from a deed or a complete pardon from a deed.
i was let off the hook after the cops found out it wasnt my gun after all
by konrad September 8, 2003
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Juxta

jux*ta a 1 : rad 2: awesome 3: balls to the wall 4: boss 5: etc.
Dude, that guitar is fuckin' juxta!

Note: can also be used as a personal compliment. (ie. Dude, you're so fuckin' juxta. -or- What's up, juxta?)
by Konrad February 27, 2004
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hot car

When a driver of the opposite sex as the passenger calibrates the heat settings in an automobile to full heat output, and positions all blowers to point in the general direction of the passenger.

Hot car is successfully reached when the occupant claims, "My skin is burning". Attempts by the passenger to re-calibrate heat settings to a more comfortable level is met with a sturdy slap on the hand.
"That bitch whined about being cold so I pulled a hot car on her."
by Konrad May 12, 2004
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reign of terror

(n) The period of time during which George "Dubya" Bush was/is in the seat of power in the United States of America.
Child: "Mommy, when the hell will this awful reign of terror be over?"

Mother: "Hopefully by 2004, though if we are really unlucky, he might still be in office 'till 2008!"

*Child has heart attack*
by Konrad July 27, 2004
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baby phat

When a girl is chubby but is not fat u say that she has baby phat. Used for girls that have smooth skin, are not skinny, and you think that they are cute.
J: Jenny's cute.
L: No jenny's fat
P: No she just got some baby phat on her
by Konrad April 9, 2005
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basilisk

1. A mythotical serpent that could bring death with a breath or a glance. Its hissing could drive all other serpents away.

2. Any of the various tropical lizards characterized with a crest on the head, back, tail, and the ability to run on the hind legs.

3. A form of the serpentine, a gunpowder siege engine/canon.

4. Any ATV, Jet ski, or single person vehicle converted to war use and usually equipped with guns.
The basilisk supposovly killed our explorers with a glance.

The basilisk type lizards can run short distances on their hind legs.

The basilisk inflicted heavy damage on the city's walls.

The war basilisks were piloted by skilled soldiers and quickly overcame all of the outer defences.
by konrad August 21, 2003
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kamikaze

An act Japanese figher pilots did in WW2 to destroy and target, by making themselves a weapon by colliding into the target, usually a ship.

One who searches for death in situations.

Kamikazier:One who does not care for own well being in fire-fights, wars, battles, and fistfights.

Kamikazier:An insane fighter who charges at enourmously unfavorable odds.

Sacrificing oneself to kill another.
The japanese kamikaze pilots are fanatical.

The japanese kamikaze pilots rammed six of our ships at Midway.

That man is willing to kamikaze his way through a battle.

That man is a kamikazier, he doesnt care how many people he is fighting, he acts as if its only one.
by konrad May 12, 2003
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