by Konrad July 28, 2004
(n) The period of time during which George "Dubya" Bush was/is in the seat of power in the United States of America.
Child: "Mommy, when the hell will this awful reign of terror be over?"
Mother: "Hopefully by 2004, though if we are really unlucky, he might still be in office 'till 2008!"
*Child has heart attack*
Mother: "Hopefully by 2004, though if we are really unlucky, he might still be in office 'till 2008!"
*Child has heart attack*
by Konrad July 28, 2004
The saxaphone, a family of instruments containing the alto saxaphone and others. It is most accuratly defined as a loud car horn that will produce multiple pitches. Some people believe that this family of instruments is capable of playing music, but anyone who has ever heard the terrible instrument will tend to disagree with that.
It is a noun, and often abriviated as the "sax."
It is a noun, and often abriviated as the "sax."
by Konrad July 28, 2004
1. A mythotical serpent that could bring death with a breath or a glance. Its hissing could drive all other serpents away.
2. Any of the various tropical lizards characterized with a crest on the head, back, tail, and the ability to run on the hind legs.
3. A form of the serpentine, a gunpowder siege engine/canon.
4. Any ATV, Jet ski, or single person vehicle converted to war use and usually equipped with guns.
2. Any of the various tropical lizards characterized with a crest on the head, back, tail, and the ability to run on the hind legs.
3. A form of the serpentine, a gunpowder siege engine/canon.
4. Any ATV, Jet ski, or single person vehicle converted to war use and usually equipped with guns.
The basilisk supposovly killed our explorers with a glance.
The basilisk type lizards can run short distances on their hind legs.
The basilisk inflicted heavy damage on the city's walls.
The war basilisks were piloted by skilled soldiers and quickly overcame all of the outer defences.
The basilisk type lizards can run short distances on their hind legs.
The basilisk inflicted heavy damage on the city's walls.
The war basilisks were piloted by skilled soldiers and quickly overcame all of the outer defences.
by konrad August 21, 2003
by Konrad July 28, 2004
When a driver of the opposite sex as the passenger calibrates the heat settings in an automobile to full heat output, and positions all blowers to point in the general direction of the passenger.
Hot car is successfully reached when the occupant claims, "My skin is burning". Attempts by the passenger to re-calibrate heat settings to a more comfortable level is met with a sturdy slap on the hand.
Hot car is successfully reached when the occupant claims, "My skin is burning". Attempts by the passenger to re-calibrate heat settings to a more comfortable level is met with a sturdy slap on the hand.
by Konrad May 13, 2004
The act of hitting someone ontop of their head, then saying Coconut out loud. Must be done when the is not expecting it or is just being an asshole
by Konrad April 10, 2005