Definitions by kinsmed

note to self 

Spoken or demonstrative reminder to alter behavior or conduct a future task, often intended to be humorous or self-deprecating.

Note to self; think twice before walking backwards.

note to self by kinsmed July 10, 2004

good to go 

Having passed a test or met a condition enabling one to proceed.

Okay, looks like your paperwork is in order. You're good to go, man.

good to go by kinsmed July 10, 2004

fruity

A 1980's term used by homophobes to denote persons or items seemingly gay.

Yeah, I don't know about scrapbooking. That always seemed kinda fruity to me.

fruity by kinsmed July 10, 2004

5 second rule 

An informal notion that food dropped onto the ground is still edible if retrieved within a five second time frame. Variations exist; 30-second rule, 2-minute rule, et cetera.

Damn, that was the last potato chip. Oh well, 5 second rule in effect, right?

5 second rule by kinsmed July 10, 2004

rock paper scissors

Though sometimes played merely for sport, often it is used as an elimination challenge to determine choice. Generally two people shake fists, and at the third 'throw' display one of the three forms. Rock is considered to crush scissors, scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock.

We had to decided who was gonna go to the store during half-time, and you lost at rock-paper-scissors. Go, man!

rock paper scissors by kinsmed July 10, 2004

Britany Spears

An incorrect spelling of Britney Spears.

Apparently I don't no mush 'bout nuthin.

Britany Spears by kinsmed July 10, 2004

Piss Boner 

An involuntary erection generally occurring upon waking in the morning.

Man, I was havin' this really vivid dream, but then I woke up with just a piss boner, y'know what I mean, man?

Piss Boner by kinsmed July 2, 2004