king kong ninja's definitions

ciao

an italian loan word meaning goodbye. if said by anyone who isn't from italy, it actually means, i think i'm better than you and act pretentious all the time because i think i'm much more interesting than i am. it usually is an invitation to punch them in the face before they leave so long as it isn't used ironically.

oh, i forwarded you the MOST interesting article from the latest issue of harper's. Gotta run, i'm late for my book club. ciao.

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

eat the crossface

a saying coming from amateur wrestling meaning to take the punishment and keep going, to drive through your opponent's defense. it can be used in a broader sense to encourage someone to take what's coming and not shirk from the conflict.

my girlfriend found out i'm cheating, should i call her?

-eat the crossface dude

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

muppet fuck

sex which is carried out with the good natured humor and exuberance of a muppet. also can refer to sloppy sex which still manages to be very pleasurable.

we bumped heads a couple of times, and ended up laughing. he kept making these weird faces on purpose. all in all it was a muppet fuck. i think he's a keeper.

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

steel reserve

steel reserve is an adjectival noun describing the feeling induced by or causing the imbibement of steel reserve high gravity 40oz. malt liqour. the drunkedness is a particular heavy one, the type which leads to you thinking it'd be funny to let your girlfriend in on that half-joke you have in your head about how you've always wanted to do her fat friend just "out of curiosity" Also the desire to achieve this state. Generally not giving a fuck.

i've been stuffing envelopes all day and my girlfriend was seen smoking weed with her ex. i'm feeling pretty steel reserve.

or oh i'm so steel reserve right now, i'm about to dance on the table.

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

king hippo

something that appears difficult, but is really simple with the right knowledge. based on the mike tyson's punchout character of the same name.

last night's homework was hard!
-what that? nah that was so king hippo

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

hulk up

to rise from seemingly insurmountable circumstances and prevail. taken from the transformation both the comic book hero the incredible hulk and pro-wrestling icon hulk hogan's sudden transformations. The emphasis is however on hulk hogan who regularly powered out of dire straits and "ran wild" on his opponents. This is a particularly useful phrase to use when describing someone who consistently overcomes adversity at the last possible second.

He seems to be doing poorly in this class, but i'm pretty sure he'll hulk up for the finals.

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

solidarity

(noun, adj. noun) a love for another person so intense and unyielding that it is potentially militant.

solidarity sis. solidarity.

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004